Math Joke

Dr. Evil

Mother of God.
Q: What does the "B." in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot" stand for?

A: It stands for "Benoit B. Mandelbrot."
 

kelsodeez

2wheels good 4wheels bad
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kelsodeez

2wheels good 4wheels bad
had to watch an hour long documentary on benniot b mandelbrot to get the joke :laughing

i wish i would have pursued a degree that was heavier in mathematics. i have a good mind for it.
 

Cincinnatus

Not-quite retired Army
had to watch an hour long documentary on benniot b mandelbrot to get the joke :laughing

i wish i would have pursued a degree that was heavier in mathematics. i had a good mind for it.

Use it or lose it, mang. Math-heads lose that capability if it's not exercised. Kinda like kegels, but different.
 

kelsodeez

2wheels good 4wheels bad
Use it or lose it, mang. Math-heads lose that capability if it's not exercised. Kinda like kegels, but different.

:laughing good analogy.

math got too frustrating at times tho. its like you have to learn the simple, dumb bullshit before they teach you the easy stuff.

also this:

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Paulo666

Well-known member
Hey that's my uncle, actually he just died on Friday and he told the whole family that it stood for Beavis.
 
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Cycle61

What the shit is this...
An infinite group of mathematicians walks into a bar.

The first mathematician orders a beer.

The second mathematician orders half a beer.

The third mathematician orders a quarter of a beer.

The fourth mathematician starts to order, and the bartender interrupts "You're all idiots" he says, and pours them two beers. :port
 

JackTheTripper

Shotline For Mod
An infinite group of mathematicians walks into a bar.

The first mathematician orders a beer.

The second mathematician orders half a beer.

The third mathematician orders a quarter of a beer.

The fourth mathematician starts to order, and the bartender interrupts "You're all idiots" he says, and pours them two beers. :port

LOL.
 

cleverusername

Well-known member
Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"
 

rodr

Well-known member
An infinite group of mathematicians walks into a bar.

The first mathematician orders a beer.

The second mathematician orders half a beer.

The third mathematician orders a quarter of a beer.

The fourth mathematician starts to order, and the bartender interrupts "You're all idiots" he says, and pours them two beers. :port

Clearly the barkeep knew their limit.

:teeth
 

Bassem

Well-known member
An infinite group of mathematicians walks into a bar.

The first mathematician orders a beer.

The second mathematician orders half a beer.

The third mathematician orders a quarter of a beer.

The fourth mathematician starts to order, and the bartender interrupts "You're all idiots" he says, and pours them two beers. :port

:laughing

Clearly the barkeep knew their limit.

:teeth

:nerd :thumbup
 

sckego

doesn't like crashing
Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks them "Do you all want beers?" The first logician replies, "I don't know." The second gives the same reply. The third thinks for a second and then says, "Yes!"
 
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