lizard and the meat-eater™ go camping....

lizard

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He may be man's best friend but late at night in a three man tent, he's your nostrils' worst enemy.

Vapor pressure? You think you know? You have no idea.

His name is Arthur, er, Arnold. He's my best friend. I love you, you gaseous fucker.


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The Rottweiler...... loyal, fearless and a great judge of character.

I should mention that loyalty goes out the window once beef jerky is served.

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What's the first thing one does when arriving at a camp site? Start a fire.... and roast them marshmallows and weiners...

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Finger food and a bottle of Louis Jadot Pouilly Fuisse' :teeth

psst... I'm really not a classy guy, please don't let this photograph diminish the mystique that is lizard.



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Half the fun of camping is the gluttonous piggery....

oink!

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Come sunrise, and suddenly French Toast appears.

And if you want to torture your victim, you stick a banana in their slit ;)

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Oh, I dunno. Maybe 2 cups of hot milk, quite a few morsels of dark Belgian chocolate (the good shit, flown in from Belgium the week before), and maybe 5 or 6 marshmallows.. and the Oregon coast...

....just dandy.

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The best way to wash down a salad is with... aw heck.... Why not, you only live once..... strawberry shortcake. The secret to a successful strawberry shortcake is the "whipped cream."

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