List of bikes I wouldn't mind crashing

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4 corners island feeler
Kawasaki Ninja 500 after they redesigned the fairing.
Yamaha XJ600 Seca II
Ducati 999's with that stacked headlamp setup.

Maybe this should be in the Kitchen Sink...

Not that I wouldn't mind owning one of these fine motorcycles...I just wouldn't feel so bad if I dumped it; this includes my GS.

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9rPilot

Olde Phart
My KTM 640 Enduro / SM mutant...

Already crashed it several times, it doesn't seem to mind at all.
 

rsrider

47% parasite 53% ahole
Weird....my wife's first bike was CX500 custom, and her third bike was a Seca II. I thought both of those bikes were quite good for what they were. The only problems we had with either one were gaskets, cause of their age.

I would like to crash any of those $70K Custom choppers that are so popular with the TV crowd.
 

Killermarmot

Well-known member
I've always wanted to low side a vespa.

I'd also like to crash a goldwing

in adition I'd like to crash two of the biggest metric cruisers, like maybe those huge vulcans, while riding them, one foot on each like dolphins then jump off at the last minute intoa huge pile of pillows.
 

jrace

MotoGPhreak
Killermarmot said:
I've always wanted to low side a vespa.

Funny, as I was scrolling down reading I was thinking of how "fun" it was to lowside my various Vespa's (P200e's and a Rally 200) over the years. I lowsided my first one in 1979, with a female passenger in shorts and beefy crash guards into a car that had turned left in front of us. No helmet law back then and we weren't wearing any so it seemed the "right" thing to do.

It worked out quite well. The car got well-thumped at ~30mph, the fairing saved our hides and the only injury was a mild back sprain on her end.

I bought two helmets anyway the next day anyway, and haven't regretted it since.

I think I want another P200e, soon.

-jim
 

Gixxergirl1000

AFM #731
Killermarmot said:


in adition I'd like to crash two of the biggest metric cruisers, like maybe those huge vulcans, while riding them, one foot on each like dolphins then jump off at the last minute intoa huge pile of pillows.



Ooooooh!!! I'd pay money to see THAT!!!

:teeth
 

Kameron808

Custom User Title
I wouldn't crash one of those EX500s if I had the choice, those upper fairings are more than $500.00 new.:hand
 

Lovedoc

That's COLD, Brrrr
DRZ400, good excuse to change the oil and and the side covers rupture if ya look at em cross-eyed.
 
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