reynolds_brad
50NUT
Limo Driver
After getting Pope John-Paul II's entire luggage loaded in the limo, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.
"Excuse me, your Eminence," says the driver.
"Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"
"They never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."
"I'm sorry, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job!
And what if something should happen?" protests the driver.
"There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel.
The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Supreme Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.
"Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
"Oh, great, now I'm really gonna lose my job," moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the patrolman approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle and gets on his radio and calls in to his Chief.
"Chief, " said the cop,
"I just stopped a limo going 105."
"So bust him," replies the Chief.
"I don't think we want to do that -- he's really important," says the cop.
"All the more reason," explains the Chief.
"No, I mean really important," says the cop.
"Who you got there, the Mayor?"
"Bigger."
"The Governor?"
"Bigger."
"The President?"
"Bigger."
"Well," says the Chief, "who is it?"
"I think it's God!"
"What makes you think it's God?"
"He's got the Pope driving for Him!" :laughing
After getting Pope John-Paul II's entire luggage loaded in the limo, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.
"Excuse me, your Eminence," says the driver.
"Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"
"They never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."
"I'm sorry, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job!
And what if something should happen?" protests the driver.
"There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel.
The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Supreme Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.
"Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
"Oh, great, now I'm really gonna lose my job," moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the patrolman approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle and gets on his radio and calls in to his Chief.
"Chief, " said the cop,
"I just stopped a limo going 105."
"So bust him," replies the Chief.
"I don't think we want to do that -- he's really important," says the cop.
"All the more reason," explains the Chief.
"No, I mean really important," says the cop.
"Who you got there, the Mayor?"
"Bigger."
"The Governor?"
"Bigger."
"The President?"
"Bigger."
"Well," says the Chief, "who is it?"
"I think it's God!"
"What makes you think it's God?"
"He's got the Pope driving for Him!" :laughing
