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Makes the rest look good
Dainese Zen only worn a handful of times. No longer ride. Never used it cause I did mostly track stuff where I wore a full suit. Great condition. Paid $550 for it new. Yours for $220. Comes with a nice warm liner for you cold weather riders, plus it will make you one sexy Italian looking beast. Comes with tons of perks.
Perks include:
Enhanced riding ability
Rossi will personally call you for riding tips
Women will flock to you
Women will think you are actually Italian
Bigger manhood
Rise in sexual partners
Free VIP access to all motorcycle events
Successful modeling career
Rise to fame
World famous racetracks will name turns after you
Gigantic Manhood
Unable to produce illegitimate children
Dos XX will sign you on as new "Most interesting man" and it will be true
Bigger huevos
The perks continue, but this should be enough to convince you. If you need more perks, you arent man enough to handle this jacket anyways, so close this window and move on with your pathetic life.
Be a man, get bigger huevos, buy this jacket
Perks include:
Enhanced riding ability
Rossi will personally call you for riding tips
Women will flock to you
Women will think you are actually Italian
Bigger manhood
Rise in sexual partners
Free VIP access to all motorcycle events
Successful modeling career
Rise to fame
World famous racetracks will name turns after you
Gigantic Manhood
Unable to produce illegitimate children
Dos XX will sign you on as new "Most interesting man" and it will be true
Bigger huevos
The perks continue, but this should be enough to convince you. If you need more perks, you arent man enough to handle this jacket anyways, so close this window and move on with your pathetic life.
Be a man, get bigger huevos, buy this jacket
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