Knives Made of Frozen Feces Are Kinda Crappy

[2legs2wheels]

You have to wonder sometimes the extent to which people go to in the name of science...

https://www.wired.com/story/knives-frozen-feces-kinda-crappy/

 

[Abacinator]

Note: not the same as a poop knife

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/7qn75k/poop_knife_from_reddit/

 

[2legs2wheels]

Note: not the same as a poop knife

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/7qn75k/poop_knife_from_reddit/

ah, you learn something new every day!!!

 

[auntiebling]

The knives simply melted upon contact, leaving behind brown streaks (skid marks) of melted poop

yeah duh!

Note: not the same as a poop knife

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/7qn75k/poop_knife_from_reddit/

almost guarantee they have some weird dietary problem they haven't figured out.

 

[mean dad]

Use Ramen instead. Then you can just eat the murder weapon and they can't convict you. :x

 

[DucatiHoney]

You have to wonder sometimes the extent to which people go to in the name of science...

Not really. Grant money is funny stuff.

 

[motomania2007]

Reminds me of the Minute Mystery books I read as a kid. A couple of them used an "ice knife" or a "icicle" as a weapon.

 

[423yjl]

It Will Smear

 

[Eldritch]

What a shitty way to kill someone.

 

[Melissa]

crappy it is fo sho.