Inside Scoop on Fake Barf

Lylith

Have Gear, Will Travel
Yes, I had to share this here.

The Inside Scoop on the Fake Barf Industry

Have you ever stopped to contemplate the existence of rubber barf? It opens up enough philosophical quandaries to make your head spin. Who would ever think of such a thing? Why would he feel the need to manufacture it?

Fortunately, Stan and Mardi Timm, the foremost experts on famed novelty company*H. Fishlove & Co., have the answers to these vexing questions. The couple even got a personal tour of the factory where “Whoops,” the original fake vomit, is still churned out.
One story goes, “A fellow by the name of Ayala worked at Marvin Glass and Associates,” Stan says. “He was walking down the street and saw somebody’s vomit on the street, and he did a double-take. First, he said, ‘Yuck!’ And then, ‘Oh, what a great gag item!’ He went to work, made up one with some latex, and presented it to his boss. Glass didn’t care for the idea. In fact, he was rather disgusted.

“One day, Glass was showing some jokes to Irving Fishlove, and Fishlove wasn’t particularly interested in any of them. All of a sudden Ayala burst in, plopped down this latex fake barf, and Fishlove cracked up. Glass suddenly thought it was funny, and that’s how it got started.

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TheRobSJ

Großer Mechaniker
Been waiting for the setup thread for many many years. Finally I see "fake barf" and knew what had to be done.
 

Climber

Well-known member
I remember hearing a story years ago where two friends got together and decided to lay a prank on people in the bar.

They walked into the bar late at night acting really drunk, then one pretended to get sick and squeezed out a mixture (made with oatmeal, nuts and other 'chunks') from a hidden goatskin bag onto the bar. Then his buddy picked up a spoon and started eating it. Apparently more than one person in the bar actually hurled after seeing this display! :laughing

I've always wanted to pull that prank after hearing about it, I know I laughed my ass off when I first heard it.
 

Lylith

Have Gear, Will Travel
You don't apologize for repost for that shows weakness. :laughing

Yes, Gibbs. :laughing

Been waiting for the setup thread for many many years. Finally I see "fake barf" and knew what had to be done.

You're welcome. :rofl

I remember hearing a story years ago where two friends got together and decided to lay a prank on people in the bar.

They walked into the bar late at night acting really drunk, then one pretended to get sick and squeezed out a mixture (made with oatmeal, nuts and other 'chunks') from a hidden goatskin bag onto the bar. Then his buddy picked up a spoon and started eating it. Apparently more than one person in the bar actually hurled after seeing this display! :laughing

I've always wanted to pull that prank after hearing about it, I know I laughed my ass off when I first heard it.

Awesome! :thumbup


I'm going to blame jet lag for my missing your thread. :teeth
 

greener

The ass is always greener
Been waiting for the setup thread for many many years. Finally I see "fake barf" and knew what had to be done.

:laughing Is there a reaction thread on SBR yet
 

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Papi-C

DOGS = WIN
Oddly enough dog barf doesn't bother me but if I even SMELL human barf I start to gag and dry heave.
 
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