I'm a dead man, save me before I'm deader...

[Papi]

So it's a Wednesday night, I take the wife unit out for her birthday dinner. All's good, bellies are full, and then I do it.

Leaving the place we are at, I'm backing up, the smash the wife's newish car into a pole. Yeah, like that. The crunch was nauseating. I thought I had actually hit another car, but nope, just one stealthy SOB power pole.

Needless to say, I broke some shit. Taillight, rear bumper, rear quarter panel. She was pissed. Her car is literally (was) flawless. I swear I'm just the master of f'ing shit up.

So listen, I need to know who does the best body repair / paint work with OEM parts in the south bay. I need to get this fixed out of my pocket. If you had a newish flawless car, who would send it to?

Halps me out, I'm about to be dead.

 

[RightCoastBias]

What car did you mangle?

 

[Papi]

What car did you mangle?

Wife's black newey Honda Accord LX Touring. It's her DD, but she's pissed. It's really a nice little car, and is pristine.

Let me explain something here; I'm married to a Latina woman. The likelihood of getting my sack cut off with her switchblade is high tonight.
You smash the wife's car on her Birthday, bad shit happens.

 

[tgrrdr]

What car did you mangle?

I'm about to be dead.

too late, he's already dead!

:rip

 

[Papi]

too late, he's already dead!

:rip

I'm hiding
Not going in the house until she cools off and stops barking at me in Espanol.
That should be by Next March if I'm lucky.

 

[V4]

autonation collision center - stevens creek / keily in santa clara..

pricey but they have top notch workers because of it and all factory OEM products...

 

[Agent Orange]

Angry sex and it'll all be better

 

[Marcoose]

Papi, may I offer you the pullout sofa? Best dog house in the 7 counties.

 

[TripleSeven]

RIP winky sex

 

[DReg350]

Mathews-Carlsen Body Works

This place. Next door to a Honda dealer. Had a buddy who owned a 633 M3, that allegedly once belonged to Nelson Piquet. This was the ONLY place he trusted with that car.

 

[Reli]

Mathews-Carlsen Body Works

This place. Next door to a Honda dealer. Had a buddy who owned a 633 M3, that allegedly once belonged to Nelson Piquet. This was the ONLY place he trusted with that car.

A what M3?

 

[Yakoo752]

Sunnyvale Auto Body

They're a USAA Stars shop which is hard to become.

 

[westie]

Is she hawt? And does she get hawter the hotter she gets?

 

[DReg350]

A what M3?

I was close. Make that a 635csi m3.

 

[corndog67]

Just buy her a new one tomorrow, and turn that one into your parts chaser car. But upgrade it, to a CTS-V or Shelby Super Snake. She might even like you again.

I was making a U-turn in Morro Bay after the car show, in my wife's Escalade, and a car trailer was sticking out, bare angle iron, and left about a 4 inch scratch on one of the lower rubber pieces. She is still pissed about it. Not metal, not body panels, just a piece of rubber. And it barely just rubbed it.

 

[littlebeast]

so sorry to hear dude. when you get banished to that little island - i'll be sitting there. wrecked my SO's mercedes a few days ago. he's in china. not looking forward to hearing about it when he gets home. PM gwynne. she hooked me up.

 

[ScarySpikes]

I was close. Make that a M635csi.

FTFY

The M3 badge is specific to hot versions of 3 series.

 

[KWeezyXB12]

White oaks auto body in Campbell or preferred image in los gatos owner is Gary really cool guy. I would've said Capitol autobody off pearl but the owner Roy Miller passed away and I don't know how the company stands as of now

 

[Reli]

Which was actually badged the "M6" in the US, so his doesn't even look like it IS one. Unless he imported the Euro M635 version of it.

ftfy

 

[aminalmutha]

Sorry, all body shops are full of tweakers and illegals.