If I Did This I Would Wind Up In Prison or Dead; You?

[greggargubby]

I was in the salsa aisle of the health food store with a rather attractive woman in a somewhat revealing and rowdy tank top. A dude walked up behind her and kissed her shoulder. She was wearing an engagement ring and a wedding band, so I figured it was her husband. After a few seconds, it was clear this was not the case. He was just some random dude licking her shoulder. She didn't respond in any way. Verbally or otherwise.

If my fat, ugly ass had done the same thing, she would have shanked me with the tongs in her basket, store security would have fractured my skull in several places, and the judge would have sentenced me to life.

My question is, could you get away with this? How the eff does this dude do such things without his targets freaking out? Seriously, if I did such a thing, the cops would hog-tie me and I'd never see the light of day ever again. I don't get it.

 

[Blankpage]

Likely there's more to this story that you are unaware of, or not.

But now that you know how its done...

 

[byke]

You should have Silence of The Lambs'ed him.

 

[shouldnthave]

Learn the rules, fatty. http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=f76_1323277426&comments=1

 

[V4]

If it happened in concord, it could of just been her father...

:dunno

 

[greggargubby]

Learn the rules, fatty. http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=f76_1323277426&comments=1

Spot on. :laughing :laughing

 

[jdan007]

probably something going on, i dont think even brad pitt in his prime could walk around licking randos

 

[bojangle]

Yeah, there's gotta be more going on there than you were aware of.

 

[MikeGyver]

I figured it was her husband. After a few seconds, it was clear this was not the case. He was just some random dude licking her shoulder.

How do you know this?

 

[greggargubby]

How do you know this?

That was their only contact. They didn't even so much as look at each other. She checked out behind me by herself and he was nowhere nearby. My guess is maybe an ex-husband that still lives in the neighborhood and thus still shops at the same store...? Maybe? Dunno.

But then, this is Portland. There are many things here that cannot be explained. Tall bikes, for example.

 

[revnort]

My guess is there is more to this. People don't just allow this sort of thing to happen.

 

[Britny]

Dude would've received an elbow to the face if that'd been me :dunno

 

[greggargubby]

Dude would've received an elbow to the face if that'd been me :dunno

Which is exactly why I could never do such a thing. I certainly can't afford to get even uglier. :laughing