There was a moth swarming near my hot patio light and I cusp-ed his sweet soft ass with my palms and put him away from the hot light while saying "go free little buddy." 2 mins later another one came and I smacked him with an ubber rolled up poster for the motorcycle show and then put my cigarette out in his ass. :cool
I do similarly contradictory stuff all the time here with spiders. Last week, I came home to find a spider stuck at the bottom of the bathtub, unable to climb back up. I took a towel down and laid it inside the tub, leading up, over and back down to the floor. I went back to check on him later, and he'd used my escape route to get out. I felt all warm and happy inside.
Two days later, I was sweeping, and found three daddy longlegs had set up webs in the corner of the living room. I thought about trying to get them on a piece of paper, one by one, and get them outside without them crawling up my hand... and said fuck it, and jammed the broom into the corner and killed all three.
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