I am paying my speeding ticket!

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I got busted.
I did it.
Cop was cool.
I am paying my speeding ticket without complaint or contention.





Because I am a conformist and hope to usher in the New World Order.
 

NONCENTS

It's what im full of
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Jakemate

Pastafarian Minister
I got busted.
I did it.
Cop was cool.
I am paying my speeding ticket without complaint or contention.





Because I am a conformist and hope to usher in the New World Order.

Conform, or become green. Soylent Green......
 

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Banned
I acted cool and calm. That way they never checked my bike luggage for the body parts.
A solid wrapping job is key. Blood dripping is a dead giveaway.
 

94900rrsquid

da-Counselor
cool story bro! lets blame your speeding ticket on Obama.... I mean shoot... the whole country is blaming their personal problems on obama.... Wait... I think this would be a good thread to start.... lets blame everything on Obama thread... I blame obama for my erectile disfunction!
 

}Dragon{

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I acted cool and calm. That way they never checked my bike luggage for the body parts.
A solid wrapping job is key. Blood dripping is a dead giveaway.

You didn't pull out your nurse badge??? WTF
 

2old2fly

Well-known member
cool story bro! lets blame your speeding ticket on Obama.... I mean shoot... the whole country is blaming their personal problems on obama.... Wait... I think this would be a good thread to start.... lets blame everything on Obama thread... I blame obama for my erectile disfunction!

I think you are stuck in an infinite loop. Please hit the reset button.
 

racercosmo

Hooligan with a Halligan
I got nabbed last year on 80 by Dixon. He said I was doing 87, but wrote me for 70. I was doing 95 until about 10 seconds before I saw him. I paid quickly.
 

*Tina*

Fuck off
I got busted.
I did it.
Cop was cool.
I am paying my speeding ticket without complaint or contention.





Because I am a conformist and hope to usher in the New World Order.

Unpossible !!! Nobody takes responsibility these days !!! :hand


:laughing :laughing
 

Bronto

Well-known member
Heh you haven't gotten enough tickets to get creative. :laughing

Its those tickets written with higher speed then you were going that get contested. Plugging along at 75 and get written up for 90.
 

Brown81

Well-known member
I paid all three of the speeding tickets I got within the last couple years.

All without coming on barf and bragging about it and expecting everyone to think I am cool.


Oh wait.......damn....
 

Melissa

Peace,Love and Harmony
Certain people might feel the need to share many aspects of their lives on BARF.
Read, be entertained, comment.....it's all good.
 

m_asim

Coitus Infinitum
What a bunch of outlaws we have here!

I never speed so have never experienced getting these tickets you speak of. I also never lie or curse :p
 
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