I got busted.
I did it.
Cop was cool.
I am paying my speeding ticket without complaint or contention.
Because I am a conformist and hope to usher in the New World Order.
Anyone that admits guilt, pays penance and is remorseful is immediately suspect...
I acted cool and calm. That way they never checked my bike luggage for the body parts.
A solid wrapping job is key. Blood dripping is a dead giveaway.
cool story bro! lets blame your speeding ticket on Obama.... I mean shoot... the whole country is blaming their personal problems on obama.... Wait... I think this would be a good thread to start.... lets blame everything on Obama thread... I blame obama for my erectile disfunction!
I got busted.
I did it.
Cop was cool.
I am paying my speeding ticket without complaint or contention.
Because I am a conformist and hope to usher in the New World Order.