this reminds me of a joke
After a long career, Jim wanted to get away from it all to live a secluded life. He found a cabin for sale. It was next to a lake, about 40 miles away from town. "Just perfect", Jim thought. He'd go to get groceries once a month, the only time he sees other humans. A few years passed and one day, Jim heard a knocking on his door. A man dressing in rugged mountaineer clothes was standing outside.
- "Yes?" Jim asked.
- "Excuse me, friend" - said the stranger. "I'm Robert, I live about 2 hours of walking distance from you. I'm hosting a Christmas party this year, would you like to come?"
- "I guess I'll go" - said Jim, after thinking how long it'd been since he was at a party.
- "I should warn you will be some dancing" - said Robert
- "Not a problem"
- "And I should warn you there might be some kissing" - said Robert
- "I guess I'm fine with that"
- "And maybe some sex involved".
- "That's fine, I guess."
- "Well alright then! See you on Christmas!".
- "Say, what kind of an attire should I wear?" - Jim asked as Robert was walking away
- "That's up to you. There'll be just you and me at the party."