How To: Get Pulled Over

[nickgnaime]

http://youtu.be/ko5eopjqX1c

http://youtu.be/ko5eopjqX1c

This is not me riding in the video, but it's fairly entertaining footage of someone else getting pulled over by CHP. I was given the footage and made this video out of it.

 

[Clem Kevin]

I was just waiting for him to admit guilt... didn't take long. Lesson one in getting pulled over, never admit guilt.

 

[gaius49]

Wow, the officer did an excellent job of controlling the situation and getting the outcome he wanted. Seriously, very professional.

 

[LongGoneJohn]

"If I thought I dunno, then that's not thinking is it?"

Best line of the day.

 

[Ironbutt]

I'd have clammed up tighter than a tick after the cop started to speak to me like a recruit. I don't think patronizing the fuck out of someone is professional. It's too easy to fall into that patronizing mode..

I'd have gone full on first month Marine Corps recruit. YESSSSS SIR NO SIR NOSIRNOSIRNOSIRNOSIR.. YESSIR.. it's the response they want. YEs or no.. answer the question.. Do not elaborate. Shut your fucking mouth.

Didn't the cop tell him to stop running his 'suck'?


:laughing I'd have stopped running my suck.

 

[RRR70]

Lol, dumbass

 

[NorCalBusa]

Is it me or is the officer's voice an octave or three high?

 

[RRR70]

Is it me or is the officer's voice an octave or three high?

Tight pants

 

[mototireguy]

GoPro, now with self-incrimination mode.

 

[hophead]

Hey watch it there young fella i don't like someone else's hands near my own, unless you got tits aiight?

 

[Mr Pepsi]

While he's huge dumbass for trying to run, he also a dumbass for such a sorry attempt at running. Camera was returned and never confiscated.

 

[gaius49]

I'd have clammed up tighter than a tick after the cop started to speak to me like a recruit. I don't think patronizing the fuck out of someone is professional. It's too easy to fall into that patronizing mode..

I'd have gone full on first month Marine Corps recruit. YESSSSS SIR NO SIR NOSIRNOSIRNOSIRNOSIR.. YESSIR.. it's the response they want. YEs or no.. answer the question.. Do not elaborate. Shut your fucking mouth.

Didn't the cop tell him to stop running his 'suck'?


:laughing I'd have stopped running my suck.

Without doing anything threatening or illegal, or even raising his voice, the officer managed to get the numbskull to admit to speeding, potentially reckless driving, and possibly evading a police officer. I see that as surprisingly impressive.

Also, if you are ever talking to a cop like that, just shut up and say NOTHING. That fellow may have committed some actual crimes rather than mere infractions so its far and away best to shut up and talk with a lawyer.

 

[Lunch Box]

Not the smartest kid, is he? :laughing

 

[ALANRIDER7]

:wtf

 

[Removed 4]

Oh look, a camera. This is now evidence.

 

[Abyss]

What a dummy.

 

[stangmx13]

Montezuma and Borrego Springs....damn, the idiot is down here in SD, prob an SDSU squid. im sure the police around that area deal w/ that level of stupid all the time.

 

[Ironbutt]

Right, because the recruit was acting like an undisciplined recruit. "shut my suck?" OK..

Without doing anything threatening or illegal, or even raising his voice, the officer managed to get the numbskull to admit to speeding, potentially reckless driving, and possibly evading a police officer. I see that as surprisingly impressive.

Also, if you are ever talking to a cop like that, just shut up and say NOTHING. That fellow may have committed some actual crimes rather than mere infractions so its far and away best to shut up and talk with a lawyer.

 

[Kornholio]

Your method might have worked, Chad, as the place the cop was stopped on the shoulder is literally a mile from MCRD San Diego. :laughing

 

[KWeezyXB12]

if youre gonna run you might as well just go for it......