How to achieve "I've been riding for XX (lots!) years - w/no crashes" bragging status

[EastBayDave]

Does getting tapped and knocked off my bike at a stoplight count as a crash? :teeth
Thats been it for me for about the last 12 years now.
(knocks on wooden desk)

Yep; anytime you come out of the saddle no matter who's fault it is...:x :laughing

Maybe why I've lost count of my so many bails? :nerd