HELP I need to learn how to be a squid!

[McGrude]

Hey guys I've got this old Japanese rice rocket and I need to learn how to do all sorts of squidly behaviors.

I'd like to learn how to do all those squidisms I see all the time. You know like doing a wheelie at 70+ on the interstate, or low siding into the guard rail in the twisties, better yet if it's on a right turn so I can cross the double yellow. Hey, maybe even learning how to do stoppies and a face plant or maybe wearing out my clutch by popping it and doing wheelies from a standstill, or burning out the back tire. Hey nothing works better to waste a rear tire than a burn out.

I also need to know, is no shirt, flip flops and shorts too much gear? Should I be going out barefoot in my underwear instead? Would a speedo be better?

I'm meeting up with other squids for a ride and I'd really like to show off by having my ride home be in the back of an ambulance.

Thanks everyone for your advice,

- Squishy McSquid

 

[RedKawi]

As for gear, a thong and sun glasses will do. Anything else is just overkill.

 

[3stripes]

Too bad this isn't 2009 yet as one can't say "Worst thread of 2009."
Weak and unoriginal thread :2cents

 

[killah_tofu]

:rolleyes

 

[McGrude]

Too bad this isn't 2009 yet as one can't say "Worst thread of 2009."
Weak and unoriginal thread :2cents

Cool. 21 minutes. I wondered how long it would take to get flamed on barf.

 

[brichter]

That wasn't a flame, just pointing out the thread was lame.

Wheelie for safety. :laughing

 

[TheRomanSF415x]

so the point of this thread is that you have a shitty bike and are jealous of the people who can actually ride

 

[DJNick]

I think this thread has backfired on the OP. opcorn

 

[Mike T]

I think this thread has backfired on the OP. opcorn

:laughing ahaha i think so too...

 

[VTRZA]

:|

 

[Zachary]

:laughing

 

[squidhunter]

Start with getting your bike impounded by doing something stupid on the freeway, with an expired learners permit. Then start a thread here looking for sympathy and throw a tantrum when you dont get it.

 

[Hooli]

:rolleyes

 

[corrupt]

I feel like I'm a part of something significant.

Nevermind.

 

[AweOfShe]

*ahhhhhhhhh* only the warmest of BARF welcomes from these guys ^_^

I recognise you from the Kawi forums (zxfactorygirl) and just wanted to say hi

I'll agree with RedKawi and squidhunter

oh and :newbie

 

[kyles here]

 

[jroymcd]

 

[Stormdragon]

Your bike is too old to successfully squid on. You'll need to upgrade to something no more than 2 years old, and no less than 1000cc. :thumbup

 

[Rob]

Wait a minute... first things first...

Learn how to pose... THEN learn how to be a squid.

baby steps.

Get on your ninja and go to *bucs. That's where you'll 1) Find your brethren and 2)L earn the ins and outs of squidom.

Good on you for ambition.

Now go get'em tiger! :thumbup

 

[Gunzen]

if you think about this, this person who started this thread was probobly laughing to himself out loud, or even with his buddies when he was typing this thinking about how funny he thought it was.:laughing now thats funny.