Greatest Christmas Decoration Ever!

insyder

Like a Boss.
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"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."
 

corrupt

meat cleaver
Reminds me of jr. high when a friend and I made a fake kid out of bags filled with leafs and dressed him up. We set him next to a road with a bicycle under/next to him like he crashed. It amused us at the time.
 

4tuneit1

Circle Jerk in the Sink.
That's evil...jeees poor lady. *I think it would be fine if he posted a small sign below it explaining the joke as a warning
 
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Crjunkee

Well-known member
Dress him up as Santa Clause instead of a regular guy in plain clothing
Use shorter ladder that will never reach him a six foot one would be good.
 
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