angelsndevils
gas burning o-zone killer
Sitting in the living room watching TV with the family and notice the dog walker stopping in front of the house. I stand up to get a better view and sure enough his little ankle bitter is bent over out on the grass. The guilty owner looks in the front Window and and sees me standing there. He just smiles and waves. I walk to the front door and yank it open. In a stern voice I explain "My kids play in that grass and I'd appreciate it if he didn't let his dog shit there". He says " I'm gonna pick it up" and starts patting down his pockets but he doesn't even have a turd bag with him so he pulls a handkerchief out of his back pocket and grabs up the dookie. He walks away. The old lady and I are discussing the incident when he walks back by with empty hands 2 minutes later. I go out and find the fresh turd on the sidewalk behind my truck. I go into the garage and watch the whole thing on the DVR security system. Now I'm pissed!:mad After stomping around the house for a few minutes thinking about what to do and remembering busting him months earlier doing the same thing in the neighbors yard, I decide enough is enough. I grab a baby wipe and go pick up the dookie and walk down the street to his house. I bang on the door and he answers. I hold up the turd filled baby wipe and say " here is your dog shit. Please don't leave it in front of my house." And I drop it with a splat right on his front porch. He tries to deny the incident. :wtf I tell him part of the responsibilities of owning a dog is to clean up its mess and throwing it in a trash can. He tries to deny it again so I tell him I have him recorded on video from start to finish. He still denies it and I repeat about the video and walk off. A few minutes after getting home he comes walking up all apologetic probably because he was scared I would do something with the video. Funny he denied the incident but he knew what house to come to.:laughing
TLDR version...guy picks his dog shit up off my lawn walk just out of site from the front Window and throws it down behind my truck.
/rant. Cool story bro. M4m and all that other shit.
TLDR version...guy picks his dog shit up off my lawn walk just out of site from the front Window and throws it down behind my truck.
/rant. Cool story bro. M4m and all that other shit.
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