Funniest thing you read on BARF today

[OldBlade]

"Law biting citizens"

:laughing

 

[KooLaid]

Why not shoot his knee cap, put him on the ground?

 

[Blankpage]

Shouldn't there be links

 

[CocoLoco]

Shouldn't there be links

 

[KooLaid]

This is bullying in a sense.

 

[Johndicezx9]

The PoliSink is a laugh a minute.

 

[Kurosaki]

"I sit when I pee."

 

[AbsolutEnduser]

"It's funny, San Francisco is supposed to be the glistening HQ of the morally superior ... movement.. in my dreams. I'm chased by morally superior people. "
:laughing

 

[GAJ]

From the breadmaking thread:

"I am going to get a fresh french loaf from the baker and take her home and melt sticks of butter over her hot body and savor her all night long."

 

[Schnellbandit]

"Well, you see (pun) the advantage to being a human is the ability to come to a conclusion quickly from disjointed information."

 

[lam@barf]

"Go for a ride . . . . You’ll be happier, or so says my therapist."

 

[KooLaid]

"Go for a ride . . . . You’ll be happier, or so says my therapist."

That's good advice.

 

[Chill]

"Your OCD puts my OCD to shame."

 

[Smash Allen]

losing weight is expensive

 

[gt3x24x7]

losing weight is expensive

My chiropractor told me this... if you think wellness is expensive, try illness! :afm199

 

[Blankpage]

losing weight is expensive

What idiot wrote that :laughing

Btw a quick google search says weight loss is a $64B dollar industry :x