tiffanie
Well-known member
> Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
> But I only slept with you, cause I was pissed.
>
> Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, so
> are you.
> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
> the sugar bowl is empty and
> so is your head.
>
> Of loving beauty you float with grace
> If only you could hide your face.
>
> I thought that I could love no other
> Until, that is, I met your brother.
>
> Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
> This describes everything you are not.
>
> I want to feel your sweet embrace,
> But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
>
> I love your smile, your face, and your eyes--
> Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>
> Every time I see your face,
> I wish I were in outer space.
>
> I saw your face as you walked by,
> but then I saw a better guy.
>
> My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> Marrying you screwed up my life.
>
> I see your face when I am dreaming,
> That's why I always wake up screaming.
>
> My love you take my breath away,
> What have you stepped in to smell this way.
>
> My feelings for you no words can tell,
> Except for maybe "go to hell."
>
> What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> Two parts vodka, one part lime.
>
>
> But I only slept with you, cause I was pissed.
>
> Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, so
> are you.
> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
> the sugar bowl is empty and
> so is your head.
>
> Of loving beauty you float with grace
> If only you could hide your face.
>
> I thought that I could love no other
> Until, that is, I met your brother.
>
> Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
> This describes everything you are not.
>
> I want to feel your sweet embrace,
> But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
>
> I love your smile, your face, and your eyes--
> Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>
> Every time I see your face,
> I wish I were in outer space.
>
> I saw your face as you walked by,
> but then I saw a better guy.
>
> My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> Marrying you screwed up my life.
>
> I see your face when I am dreaming,
> That's why I always wake up screaming.
>
> My love you take my breath away,
> What have you stepped in to smell this way.
>
> My feelings for you no words can tell,
> Except for maybe "go to hell."
>
> What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> Two parts vodka, one part lime.
>
>
