Do you look at your poop?

[Entoptic]

After a solid session do you ever look back and wonder how you created the perfect specimen? Caught up in the moment do you find yourself starring at the amazement in front of you?

Discuss...

 

[byke]

You should do it for health purposes. Though, not looking would have saved me a moment of panic that time I ate a half a large watermelon.

 

[Cyclesuzy]

:jaded

 

[Abacinator]

I do often like to survey the destruction I've left behind.

 

[*Tina*]

Always.

 

[westie]

How you supposed to see it when its covered in toilet paper?

Sidebar- I did the Color-Guard thing where you poop in the little bucket. I could not believe how concerned I was that I sent them a good healthy specimen. And shitting in the little tennis can sized bucket was quite the adventure too!

 

[auntiebling]

I heard once that NOT looking at it is a sign of mental issues to the point it was a red flag on a concealed carry permit application.

I'm pretty sure that isnt true but it's fun to lob into conversation from time to time

 

[Blankpage]

Does anyone else save theirs in the freezer in ziplock bags?

 

[R3DS!X]

I've gotta look at what I've made. You never know when art may form.

 

[Lights_Guy3]

I look at YOUR poop.

But it's kinda my job

 

[AbsolutEnduser]

After a solid session do you ever look back and wonder how you created the perfect specimen? Caught up in the moment do you find yourself starring at the amazement in front of you?
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I don't know where you put your poop but mine doesn't end up on the wall. It's beneath me.

Good luck though.. man, that's a chore!

 

[Cyclesuzy]

I look at YOUR poop.

But it's kinda my job

Sewer tech or colonoscopy tech? (sorry don't know name for butt doctor)

 

[bruceflinch]

Ever since I was told the healthy poop involved the 3F’s, I have looked before wiping.
Frequent, Firm and Floating.
I get the frequent and floating part most of the time.
So 2 out of 3 ain’t bad. :dunno

 

[Agent Orange]

All the time.

 

[Kestrel]

What's up with the shit posting, OP?

 

[budman]

Only when I leave one on the streets of SF.

Just checking on proper positioning for maximum chance of being layered on someone's shoes.

 

[Bay Arean]

I don't feel like starting a new thread but if I did it would be:

Do you look at the guy who just pooped?

At work, when I go in to use the stand-up, I have some reflexive kabuki. First I made sure I can be "heard" by peeing on the drain. THen I try and get washed up and out before the pooper emerges. Dont wanna see him and put that stench together with that face.

True cool story, bro.

 

[Entoptic]

Sometimes when the guy in the next stall is on the phone I pound the wall with my fist and make guttural sounds.

 

[Abacinator]

Ever since I was told the healthy poop involved the 3F’s, I have looked before wiping.
Frequent, Firm and Floating.
I get the frequent and floating part most of the time.
So 2 out of 3 ain’t bad. :dunno

I was always under the impression that floating poops meant there was some kind of GI issue, or poor nutrition.

 

[Blankpage]

I got the frequent part down, too frequent.