Dammit, I've reached that age where I can't even trust a fart

[V4]

:fart:jaded

that is all

 

[Johndicezx9]

:laughing

A lot depends your diet...

https://www.depend.com/en-us/incontinence-products/men

 

[NorCalAthlete]

As involuntary reactions go for us humans, we really lucked out that farting is far more predictable and controllable than sneezing.

 

[East Bay Mike]

Poop thread. How old are you?

Everyone has a poop story, even young-adults have accidents. I’ve had one or two minor incidences.

 

[Eldritch]

:fart:jaded

that is all

LOL, I have a buddy who has been quoted as saying, "Never Trust A Fart After 40."

 

[CDONA]

As involuntary reactions go for us humans, we really lucked out that farting is far more predictable and controllable than sneezing.

NOT when you sneeze

 

[bikewanker]

Pee every chance you get.
Never waste a hardon.

 

[Critter]

youtu.be/bgYl86QQBVE

 

[Hooli]

Poop thread. How old are you?

New here aintcha'? :rofl

 

[Climber]

Here I sit all broken hearted
Really shitted when thought I farted.

 

[auntiebling]

As involuntary reactions go for us humans, we really lucked out that farting is far more predictable and controllable than sneezing.

freshman year of highschool sitting next to the girl i had a crush on... was not predictable, or quiet. complete butt sneeze. everybody laughed, even the teacher. strangely, nobody mentioned it after that class.

 

[Eldritch]

Poop thread. How old are you?

Everyone has a poop story, even young-adults have accidents. I’ve had one or two minor incidences.

Listen, Son, in the Sink, we have one rule above all others.


PIIDB.

 

[yelow748]

Buy a case of wipes at Costco and keep one near you at all times.
Put in the car ,one in your back pack , two in your desk and extras
in the garage.
See sig line

 

[auntiebling]

Listen, Son, in the Sink, we have one rule above all others.


PIIDB.

Upperdecker when piidb isn't applicable

 

[Eldritch]

Upperdecker when piidb isn't applicable

Gold Standard, Upperdecker to purge after they PIIDB.

Revenge is best served brown.

 

[TylerW]

Dear BeePor,

I don't think it's an age thing. For the record, I've never trusted your farts.

Dang yak riders....

 

[dravnx]

Yoga.
I spend an hour 2X a week holding in a fart during yoga.
God, I wish I could just let it rip and feel the release.

 

[East Bay Mike]

Listen, Son, in the Sink, we have one rule above all others.


PIIDB.

I prefer SIIHP.

 

[TylerW]

Slap It In Hammer Pants?

 

[aminalmutha]

Slap It In Hammer Pants?

Shove It In His Poo-hole