Convo with a co-worker

Buloong

Buloong

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hot female co-worker: "how many times u text ur wife a day?"
I: "0"
hfcw: "u serious? omg u suck"
I: "i bet your hubby the same when u get married"
hfcw: "omg how come?!?! u dont wanna know what shes doing if shes ok what she eat etc??"
I: "why would i need to do that? i LIVE with her everyday. zee"
hfmc: "lololololololol omg im gonna copy this n send to ur wife n u dead meat thnx"
I: "plus my wife does not always have a phone attached to her ass like most modern women hehe. seriously who the hell txt their spouse every 5 minutes?"
hfcw: "u dumbo! at least u should send her text twice a day when ur at work.."
I: "if we need to talk i call her or she calls me"
hfcw: "ah...so u call? lol ooook then kekekeke sweet~"
I: "but i never call just to say how u doing or what r u eating. if i do that my wife probably thinks i am either crazy or trying to cover something lol"
hfcw: "really? lolololol u nuts lololol"

True story :laughing
 
My900ss

My900ss

Puts the work in
planegray said:
Translation?
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Girl at work texts with her S/O more frequently than the OP does with his wife. Girl at work displays feigned dismay at his lack of communication while OP is dismissive of the need to communicate with such frequency. OP's only real interest in the conversation is it places him in closer proximity to the resident "hot chick" at work. They both Laugh out Loud then go their separate ways. Point of thread is to let you know that the OP talks to the hot girl at work.
 
planegray

planegray

Redwood Original
Staff member
My900ss said:
Girl at work texts with her S/O more frequently than the OP does with his wife. Girl at work displays feigned dismay at his lack of communication while OP is dismissive of the need to communicate with such frequency. OP's only real interest in the conversation is it places him in closer proximity to the resident "hot chick" at work. They both Laugh out Loud then go their separate ways. Point of thread is to let you know that the OP talks to the hot girl at work.
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:laughing

Mad skillz, yo!
 
D

DrSwade

...for limited time...
Pretty sure texting is not a "Convo" anymore than I just banged all the chicks on thehun.net.
 
fast4d

fast4d

Well-known member
I bet you this biach texts while driving....

Buloong said:
hot female co-worker: "how many times u text ur wife a day?"
I: "0"
hfcw: "u serious? omg u suck"
I: "i bet your hubby the same when u get married"
hfcw: "omg how come?!?! u dont wanna know what shes doing if shes ok what she eat etc??"
I: "why would i need to do that? i LIVE with her everyday. zee"
hfmc: "lololololololol omg im gonna copy this n send to ur wife n u dead meat thnx"
I: "plus my wife does not always have a phone attached to her ass like most modern women hehe. seriously who the hell txt their spouse every 5 minutes?"
hfcw: "u dumbo! at least u should send her text twice a day when ur at work.."
I: "if we need to talk i call her or she calls me"
hfcw: "ah...so u call? lol ooook then kekekeke sweet~"
I: "but i never call just to say how u doing or what r u eating. if i do that my wife probably thinks i am either crazy or trying to cover something lol"
hfcw: "really? lolololol u nuts lololol"

True story :laughing
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Sharky

Sharky

Well-known member
This dude I work with shit his pants and is trying to pass it off as some candy accident...
 
m_asim

m_asim

Coitus Infinitum
Is your co-worker .... Nevermind, just post her damn pic and let us be the judge of it :x
 
Godsdarling

Godsdarling

Smile & Wave for me!
My900ss said:
Girl at work texts with her S/O more frequently than the OP does with his wife. Girl at work displays feigned dismay at his lack of communication while OP is dismissive of the need to communicate with such frequency. OP's only real interest in the conversation is it places him in closer proximity to the resident "hot chick" at work. They both Laugh out Loud then go their separate ways. Point of thread is to let you know that the OP talks to the hot girl at work.
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You sir have skills :laughing
 
Beauregard

Beauregard

Aut Agere Aut Mori
Buloong said:
hot female co-worker: "how many times u text ur wife a day?"
I: "0"
hfcw: "u serious? omg u suck"
I: "i bet your hubby the same when u get married"
hfcw: "omg how come?!?! u dont wanna know what shes doing if shes ok what she eat etc??"
I: "why would i need to do that? i LIVE with her everyday. zee"
hfmc: "lololololololol omg im gonna copy this n send to ur wife n u dead meat thnx"
I: "plus my wife does not always have a phone attached to her ass like most modern women hehe. seriously who the hell txt their spouse every 5 minutes?"
hfcw: "u dumbo! at least u should send her text twice a day when ur at work.."
I: "if we need to talk i call her or she calls me"
hfcw: "ah...so u call? lol ooook then kekekeke sweet~"
I: "but i never call just to say how u doing or what r u eating. if i do that my wife probably thinks i am either crazy or trying to cover something lol"
hfcw: "really? lolololol u nuts lololol"
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I'm guessing you two work at a state run program for the developmentally disabled.
 
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