CL ad for a special scooter!
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Copyed ad so we do not lose information on this special scoot.:rofl
There are defining moments in people's lives. Sometimes we don't even know the significance at the time, where one choice can drastically change ones path in life. For you, this is that moment. I present to you a 1988 Yamaha razz. Underneath the sleek midnight black bodywork, rests a 2 stroke 50cc single speed monster powerhouse capable of rocketing you to speeds never thought possible. In order to experience anything beyond 25% throttle, you must wear an anti-g suit or you will pass out. This is not for the faint of heart or those with a compelling desire to extend their lifespan. Slowing this behemoth down are massive front and rear drum brakes operated by aerospace engineered levers. The seat cover was handcrafted by Pancho Villa's mother and he never let it out of his sight until his death as a means of remembering her. Traffic has become unbearable and will only become worse. Experts predict scooters will increase 5000% in value over the upcoming years as motorists become fed up with conventional 4 wheeled travel. The speed and maneuverability of this scooter is essential as even being near it will dangerously increase your level of attractiveness to the opposite sex, so much so that you will be dodging and weaving around hordes of women like a zombie apocalypse.
I have been using this scooter as a grocery getter and to tow my boat for a couple years now and never had any issue. Starts first kick every time and can run for 27 days straight on a single drop of gas. Cheap to reg, cheap to insure, cheap to ride. Don't let this be the time you look back on with regret by passing this up. $400 obo. Prefer text or email show contact info
Results may vary and I am in no way responsible if your experience differs from mine above
There are defining moments in people's lives. Sometimes we don't even know the significance at the time, where one choice can drastically change ones path in life. For you, this is that moment. I present to you a 1988 Yamaha razz. Underneath the sleek midnight black bodywork, rests a 2 stroke 50cc single speed monster powerhouse capable of rocketing you to speeds never thought possible. In order to experience anything beyond 25% throttle, you must wear an anti-g suit or you will pass out. This is not for the faint of heart or those with a compelling desire to extend their lifespan. Slowing this behemoth down are massive front and rear drum brakes operated by aerospace engineered levers. The seat cover was handcrafted by Pancho Villa's mother and he never let it out of his sight until his death as a means of remembering her. Traffic has become unbearable and will only become worse. Experts predict scooters will increase 5000% in value over the upcoming years as motorists become fed up with conventional 4 wheeled travel. The speed and maneuverability of this scooter is essential as even being near it will dangerously increase your level of attractiveness to the opposite sex, so much so that you will be dodging and weaving around hordes of women like a zombie apocalypse.
I have been using this scooter as a grocery getter and to tow my boat for a couple years now and never had any issue. Starts first kick every time and can run for 27 days straight on a single drop of gas. Cheap to reg, cheap to insure, cheap to ride. Don't let this be the time you look back on with regret by passing this up. $400 obo. Prefer text or email show contact info
Results may vary and I am in no way responsible if your experience differs from mine above
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bruceflinch
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Nice.
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