tuxumino
purrfect
A story translated from danish...
Today I was a walk in Rema 1000 and bought a bag of dog food for my dog as a lady behind me asked if I had a dog.
Halloo? Why else would I buy dog food?
So impulsively I said no, I do not have a dog, but I'll start my diet Pedigree again. I probably should not, because I ended up in the hospital last time! But I lost 25 kg before I woke up in intensive care with lots of tubes, needles and intravenous nutrition in both arms!
I told her that it was actually a perfect diet and all you have to do is fill his pockets with dog food and just eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritious, so it works well, so I intend to try again.
(Now I want to mention that at this time listening ALL of the game and they laugh at my story)
Horrified, she asked if I had ended up in intensive care because I had been poisoned dog food ...
No, I said. I went down from the curb to sniff a poodle in the ass and was hit by a car!
I thought the man behind her was a heart attack - he laughed until he cried!
Think about what you're asking me for a second time and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to answer ...
Today I was a walk in Rema 1000 and bought a bag of dog food for my dog as a lady behind me asked if I had a dog.
Halloo? Why else would I buy dog food?
So impulsively I said no, I do not have a dog, but I'll start my diet Pedigree again. I probably should not, because I ended up in the hospital last time! But I lost 25 kg before I woke up in intensive care with lots of tubes, needles and intravenous nutrition in both arms!
I told her that it was actually a perfect diet and all you have to do is fill his pockets with dog food and just eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritious, so it works well, so I intend to try again.
(Now I want to mention that at this time listening ALL of the game and they laugh at my story)
Horrified, she asked if I had ended up in intensive care because I had been poisoned dog food ...
No, I said. I went down from the curb to sniff a poodle in the ass and was hit by a car!
I thought the man behind her was a heart attack - he laughed until he cried!
Think about what you're asking me for a second time and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to answer ...
