BMW Concept Ninety - Caption Needed

[EEEliminator]

BMW's new Concept Ninety from their site needs caption:



Looks like an awkward encounter, what you got for a dialog between these two?

 

[planegray]

guy on the right: "looks like you got a boner"

guy on the left: "Mmmmmm"

 

[dowlinginchico]

Little guy says "MAN! I sure have a hard on for your bike. I am kind of embarrassed..."
BIG guy says, "That OK buddy, it happens alot. If I had a passenger seat, you would be the first person I ask"
Little guy says "Well...I am not sure if you are safe. Even if you did have a rear passenger seat. What I mean is I cant tell if you are in a bike gang, or if you label yourself as a hipster. I am confused. I hope you understand"
BIG guy says "I get that alot as well"

 

[NB0tt]

Ugg, gotta suck shifting that clunky trans with those crappy Allstars

 

[auntiebling]

does this bike make my head look bald?

 

[bcv_west]

BMW's new Concept Ninety from their site needs caption:

Looks like an awkward encounter, what you got for a dialog between these two?

First guy: "Wow, nice bike, is that new?"
Second guy: "Uhh...no dude, it was built a few years ago before the launch of the R nineT. There was a ton of press coverage and fanboi fapping."
First guy: [stares at feet]

[...awkward silence...]

 

[BillyBob48]

John Goodman on the left: "Man, were you just telegraphing those last movies you did?"
Johnny Depp on the right: "Yeah... don't worry, I've got another Pirates of the Caribbean coming out."

 

[HappyHighwayman]

I'm surprised they didn't have a production model that looked like that

 

[planegray]

I'm surprised they didn't have a production model that looked like that

:confused

but which guy says that ?

 

[EEEliminator]

:confused

but which guy says that ?

:rofl

 

[HappyHighwayman]

lol

 

[berth]

Guy on left: "It's a Guzzi"

 

[HappyHighwayman]

I don't think the guy on the left has made his cuffs big enough, we can hardly tell his jeans are selvage denim.

 

[VicTim]

Guy on the right," can I have my bike back please."

 

[russ69]

"Concept ninety, huh?"

"Try ten more maybe Concept 100 will look better" "Oh, and put a real fender on that thing."

 

[clutchslip]

"Nice. Does that chain come with it? And is it attached to a butt-plug or a cock-ring?"
Rider with wink, "Both. It's a BMW, so you get everything, including the butt-semi-lubed-service-plug. Hmmmm."

 

[1RUN]

Guy on bike:
"You ever seen a grown man naked?"

"You ever hang around a gymnasium?

"You like movies about gladiators?"


Guy standing:
*maybe if I don't move he can't see me anymore*

 

[treadtread]

The guy on the right looks like he's mentally checked out of the conversation.

 

[bruceflinch]

BMW's new Concept Ninety from their site needs caption:
Looks like an awkward encounter, what you got for a dialog between these two?

Guy on Bike: This is a Man's bike!
Bystander: But Boys like it too..

 

[channelcat]

guy on left: your sister was terrific!
guy on right: Thanks, man! glad you liked her! can I try that bike now?
hth
:teeth
:ride