Bacon Lover turns neighbors pet pig into . . . more bacon

[Sane_Man]

Do you love bacon and pork so much that you would steal your neighbors pet potbellied pig and turn it into cutlets? :wow

http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-man-accused-killing-neighbors-pet-pig-spam/story?id=14225060


His name was Spam. :rose

 

[bluenoser]

*Crunch crunch crunch*

"That'll do, pig. That'll do."

 

[2nsane]

:|

 

[sliverstorm]

Why not just buy some at the store...? :wtf

 

[VTRZA]

Dick move bruh

 

[NorCalAthlete]

Ok, which BARFer was that?

 

[dagle]

Why not just buy some at the store...? :wtf

free range?


poor piggy

 

[Ant]

Would have made a better story if he made bacon out of the neighbor.

 

[Morphine]

Would have made a better story if he made bacon out of the neighbor.

:rofl:rofl:rofl


Ok I have an issue with this. We kill what 6124151234 pigs a day for meat but because this pig happened to be a pet, (who keep pigs as pet? their effing dirty!) dude is charged with animal cruelty?

What if it was a pet chicken or a pet snake? For fuck shake...

 

[*Tina*]

My name is Tina and I approve of this message. :laughing :laughing

:x

 

[Sane_Man]

Would have made a better story if he made bacon out of the neighbor.

Motel Hell, Farmer Vincent FTW. :thumbup

 

[JackTheTripper]

He should have PIITM. Oh wait, he did.

 

[mean dad]

:rofl:rofl:rofl


Ok I have an issue with this. We kill what 6124151234 pigs a day for meat but because this pig happened to be a pet, (who keep pigs as pet? their effing dirty!) dude is charged with animal cruelty?

What if it was a pet chicken or a pet snake? For fuck shake...

so because some cultures eat dogs, it'd be cool if your neighbors killed your dog? :wtf besides the fact that the neighbor stole the pig, whether it was a pet or future food.
and pigs are only as dirty as their enclosure. treated as housepets, they're very clean, and as smart or smarter than dogs. they actually make pretty cool pets.

by the way, it's they're effin dirty. it's a contraction of they are.

 

[aminalmutha]

:rofl:rofl:rofl


Ok I have an issue with this. We kill what 6124151234 pigs a day for meat but because this pig happened to be a pet, (who keep pigs as pet? their effing dirty!) dude is charged with animal cruelty?

What if it was a pet chicken or a pet snake? For fuck shake...

Amma steal yo' cat, hampster, and any small children that may wander into your yard and make me some burgers. arty

 

[afm199]

:rofl:rofl:rofl


Ok I have an issue with this. We kill what 6124151234 pigs a day for meat but because this pig happened to be a pet, (who keep pigs as pet? their effing dirty!) dude is charged with animal cruelty?

What if it was a pet chicken or a pet snake? For fuck shake...

I don't eat pork. Pigs are great pets. They are friendly, smart ( they quickly learn to not poop in the house) and fun to be around. They are NOT dirty. No more than a dog is. You ever been around them?

Animal cruelty is just that.

 

[Kim]

"he probably licked the gun barrel all he wanted was to be loved and petted" omg, how sad!

 

[TylerW]

"Heaven lies between the skin and bones of a pig"

 

[xgambit]

as a dog owner, this kind of thing is the exact reason why i dont have korean neighbors

 

[Cdgskater]

fucking Florida...I swear that damn state should just secede

 

[RockyMt]

One good way to determine if yer neighbor is a muslim terrorist.......

Bacon Guy! :thumbup