dmaxAl
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A bear goes into a bar in Billings Montana.
"Barman, I'll have a beer please!", to which the barman responds
"I'm sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings Montana".
The angers the bear who shouts at the barman
"Dammit idiot, give me a beer!!" , to which the barman responds
"I'm sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings Montana".
At this point the bear loses the plot and screams at the barman
"DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER GIVE ME A FUCKING BEER OR ILL START EATING THE CLIENTS!"....
"No", says the barman. The bear scans the bar, settles on a woman at the far end and goes and eats here. The barman looks at the bear and says
"We don't serve beer to belligerent bears, on drugs, in bars in Billings Montana".
The bear retorts "I'm not on drugs!" and the barman says
"That was a bar-bitch-you-ate"
"Barman, I'll have a beer please!", to which the barman responds
"I'm sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings Montana".
The angers the bear who shouts at the barman
"Dammit idiot, give me a beer!!" , to which the barman responds
"I'm sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings Montana".
At this point the bear loses the plot and screams at the barman
"DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER GIVE ME A FUCKING BEER OR ILL START EATING THE CLIENTS!"....
"No", says the barman. The bear scans the bar, settles on a woman at the far end and goes and eats here. The barman looks at the bear and says
"We don't serve beer to belligerent bears, on drugs, in bars in Billings Montana".
The bear retorts "I'm not on drugs!" and the barman says
"That was a bar-bitch-you-ate"
