Almost died.. Snapped femur instead
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augustiron
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SM610
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BARF TURDNADOWATCH 2015!!!!
This just in - Crappy day in Shitsville, but hopes are high for...WAIT!??! Nope, still nothing...but the people are patiently waiting for what is sure to be a spectacular event.
Please stay tuned for a dramatic interview with Valgar, and listen as he calls the action live on Pay-Per-Poo, VIEW, sorry.
Back to you , Wormwood.
This just in - Crappy day in Shitsville, but hopes are high for...WAIT!??! Nope, still nothing...but the people are patiently waiting for what is sure to be a spectacular event.
Please stay tuned for a dramatic interview with Valgar, and listen as he calls the action live on Pay-Per-Poo, VIEW, sorry.
Back to you , Wormwood.
augustiron
2fast 2live 2young 2die
Change thread title to the real story... "almost died, didn't poop for 10 days"
She lost the fucking mirlax getting more from the pharmacy. This is honestly one of the most terrifying things I have gone through in my life lol
whitelotus
The Fractured, But Whole
louemc
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Ahhh, all you whipper-snappers, should of been around before safety bindings were on ski's.
And the hard-core skiers lashed their boots down even tighter than the bindings were holding the boots.
Very frequent sight was the ski patrol, bringing a skier with a twist/snapped femur, down, on a tobogan.
And the hard-core skiers lashed their boots down even tighter than the bindings were holding the boots.
Very frequent sight was the ski patrol, bringing a skier with a twist/snapped femur, down, on a tobogan.
we're getting trolled here
or you just found out how little she loves you
Just insterted in my ass omg I'm about to blow
Loki1000R
Fok Julle Naaiers
i was thinking more along the lines of the dumb and dumberer bathroom scene:laughing
