A Long Journey

[OldBlade]

Two Hundred Years ago, a ship set sail from Portsmouth laden with Two Thousand Eggs. They were the totally organic AAA large type.

The ship had NO DOORS.

It was bound for the Falkland Isles, it was on a mission.

 

[OldBlade]

The problem with the Falkland Isles was with the Penguins.

It was not that the Penguins had no knees. They did in fact have knees. Their knees were just inside their bodies.

The problem was, that Penguin burgers were really too dry for the Falkland Islanders to stomach. Something had to be done. They tried Malvinas, but that didn't work out until much later.

Even the French tried to help out, with Super Etendardes and Exocets and all that. But they decided that they weren't really in good shape.

Anyway, paper towels. No, sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself now.

 

[OldBlade]

Oh yeah, forgot to mention that the Ship ALSO had 42 (no less) barrels of pure virgin (!) olive oil from Portugal.

And also on the manifest was mentioned the presence of 10 barrels of white whine vinegar from Denmark. (The Danish typically whine about every thing to do with manifests)

Celine Dion was also on board the ship, but there were NO DOORS.

 

[OldBlade]

youtu.be/lS-af9Q-zvQ

 

[RRR70]

Ok

 

[423yjl]

youtu.be//fBreDtazad8

 

[Blankpage]

Im okay with NO DOORS, was never a fan.

 

[OldBlade]

Ok

No shit! You've been talking to the Norwegians ALREADY?

I will try to accept the Prize

 

[MikeGyver]

And Bob's your uncle

 

[Climber]

I know of other people who like to write down their dreams, this is the first time I've seen one posted. :laughing

 

[CocoLoco]

Gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelette.

 

[rsrider]

I like Dennis Leary's take on Jim Morrison........

I'm drunk, I'm nobody.
I'm drunk, I'm famous.
I'm drunk, I'm dead.

My dream last night was a homeless guy flying his mini-dronecopter into my face.

 

[CocoLoco]

uhm...that wasn't a mini-dronecopter...

NSFW: UD: Helicopter

 

[bruceflinch]

I thought the ship was laden with Mayonaise and sunk on May 5 ?

 

[CDONA]

Partyarty


Would you like a little mayo with your margarita?

 

[bcj]

 

[tuxumino]

youtu.be/QehH-JWobEQ

I don't believe any ships have doors, they have hatches.

 

[carries an axe]

The general belgrano was previously the uss phoenix

 

[TylerW]

If this is the next "Cold Shower" long form story thread, I'm already fully invested.

Eager to hear how they crack the dry penguin burger case.

 

[nebulous]

Celine Dion walks into a bar......