Godsdarling
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we just had another one!
7.2 Earthquake in Socal!?
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yella600rr
popmonkey.com
sssh
gogounited
HATERATOR
I just hope that folks in SoCal AT LEAST are paying this the attention it deserves.
There's a volcano swarming beneath the Mexico quake sight, and people are completely abandoning thier homes all across the peninsula. Sulphuric water is coming out of the fissures, of which there are many since there has been 2000 aftershocks since the orgnial 7.2 in Baja.
Personally, if something happened and I'd been making a joke of the warning, I'd feel like a real bag of shit.
There's a volcano swarming beneath the Mexico quake sight, and people are completely abandoning thier homes all across the peninsula. Sulphuric water is coming out of the fissures, of which there are many since there has been 2000 aftershocks since the orgnial 7.2 in Baja.
Personally, if something happened and I'd been making a joke of the warning, I'd feel like a real bag of shit.
Volcomism
Robocawk
On that note:
Earthquake Safety Tips
Earthquakes can strike without warning, and being prepared for such a disaster can mean the difference between life and death. Here are some tips to help you and your loved ones make it through a quake:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/earthquake-safety-tips,8097/
Earthquake Safety Tips
Earthquakes can strike without warning, and being prepared for such a disaster can mean the difference between life and death. Here are some tips to help you and your loved ones make it through a quake:
- Those living in areas not prone to earthquakes can respond quickly to the plight of disaster victims in quake zones by complacently smirking and saying, "I told you so."
- To minimize loss and damage in a quake, try not to own things.
- Experiencing an earthquake is terrifying, but a majority of people caught in one do survive. During the tremors, try to resist the temptation to have sex with pets or houseplants.
- Practice your burrowing-out-from-under-40-tons-of-rubble skills ahead of time.
- Look out your window often. If you see a large, zig-zag-shaped crevasse moving rapidly from the horizon toward your home, step either to the right or the left.
- Do you have a treasured childhood toy? Perhaps a stuffed animal, such as a teddy bear? Well, let's see Mr. Bear help you now.
- For those who fear earthquakes, it may comfort you to know that a majority of the damage during the 1906 San Francisco earthquake did not come from the tremors themselves. Instead, it was from the raging, out-of-control fires that consumed most of the city.
- A doorway is the safest place to be during a quake. Eat, sleep and work in doorways.
- Be sure to mail your house-insurance payments a full five business days before a major earthquake strikes.
- In the event of a quake, get under something heavy, such as a desk, a table or your uncle.
- If you are caught in a major earthquake in Southern California and are part of the entertainment industry, take a moment or two to reflect on how grossly you've wasted your life.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/earthquake-safety-tips,8097/
Volcomism
Robocawk
Regarding the San Francisco Earthquake of 1906.
"If an earthquake of that size really did strike downtown San Francisco, then where is all the rubble?"
"This so-called 'violent shift in the earth's tectonic plates' is nothing more than a thinly veiled lie, perpetrated by the San Francisco zoning commission in secret conjunction with the Freemasons to demonize the San Andreas Fault."
"But earthquake deniers claim that these personal testimonies are littered with inconsistencies. They have also asserted that Anne Mitchell's Diary Of A Young Girl In The Great San Francisco Earthquake Of 1906, a book that has been translated into 44 languages, was completely fabricated.
"San Franciscans need to wake up and smell the lies and deceits they've been fed for the last century," Earthquake Denier Jared Meeder said. "If a giant earthquake did actually occur, why would anyone in their right mind rebuild a city knowing full well that another earthquake could easily come along and destroy it again?"
:applause
http://www.theonion.com/articles/san-francisco-historians-condemn-1906-earthquake-d,2674/
"If an earthquake of that size really did strike downtown San Francisco, then where is all the rubble?"
"This so-called 'violent shift in the earth's tectonic plates' is nothing more than a thinly veiled lie, perpetrated by the San Francisco zoning commission in secret conjunction with the Freemasons to demonize the San Andreas Fault."
"But earthquake deniers claim that these personal testimonies are littered with inconsistencies. They have also asserted that Anne Mitchell's Diary Of A Young Girl In The Great San Francisco Earthquake Of 1906, a book that has been translated into 44 languages, was completely fabricated.
"San Franciscans need to wake up and smell the lies and deceits they've been fed for the last century," Earthquake Denier Jared Meeder said. "If a giant earthquake did actually occur, why would anyone in their right mind rebuild a city knowing full well that another earthquake could easily come along and destroy it again?"
:applause
http://www.theonion.com/articles/san-francisco-historians-condemn-1906-earthquake-d,2674/
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gogounited
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94900rrsquid
da-Counselor
What do you mean?
Or was that just a touch of racism coming through?
Blame it on Obama
yella600rr
popmonkey.com
I hope the people in Baja are able to make it to safety!
BTW do you have a link for this volcano alarm?
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Godsdarling
Smile & Wave for me!
NONCENTS
It's what im full of
What do you mean?
Or was that just a touch of racism coming through?
Pump your break's there girl scout , why does everything have to be racially motivated ? Everyone knows with the corrupt government down there and all the uprising of the narcos , a lil volcano might just help . Besides i got me a 1/2 mexican son !
:thumbup
yella600rr
popmonkey.com
Meh, quakes happen everyday. I wont feel like shit for making a couple jokes about something I have no control of.
Pump your break's there girl scout , why does everything have to be racially motivated ? Everyone knows with the corrupt government down there and all the uprising of the narcos , a lil volcano might just help . Besides i got me a 1/2 mexican son !
Are you teaching him how to properly manicure your lawn ?!?!? :wow :laughing
:love
Volcomism
Robocawk
Not only that , Dishes , the friut trees , washin cars , and i got him out in front of home depot on the weekends . :rofl
:laughing :laughing :laughing
gogounited
HATERATOR
So you people seriously think that if there was a catastrophic natural disaster impending, the main stream media would warn you about it beforehand?
Seriously?
A news story about how everything is NORMAL? If it's so NORMAL, then why post a story about it?
It's equivalent to going to the CDC for information about the safety of vaccines. Laughable.
Seriously?
A news story about how everything is NORMAL? If it's so NORMAL, then why post a story about it?
It's equivalent to going to the CDC for information about the safety of vaccines. Laughable.
