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Taze away, Yana...
Sold! Sold! Sold!
What if You could finally ride your awesome dirt bike on the road with street tires?
I'm offering you a fully street legal dirt bike. This is a God damn unicorn in the California motorcycle world. This is not a gutless enduro you can just buy off the shelf, it is a badass, curb hopping, forever wheeling, driver’s license destroying, rocket ship that gives zero F@#ks about a pothole in the middle of the road well over 100mph at lean.
With this bike in its super moto trim she will allow you to triumphantly hand the ass to anything in the twisties. ANYTHING. If you get the whim you can quickly swap her to dirt trim and you can take what is basically a red sticker bike out to Brrrrrraaaappppp those Gaud awful green stickers to death all summer long laughing maniacally while crushing the hopes and dreams of every child on the mountain.
I have unfortunately found myself at that age where having a driver’s license is semi-important. It's sad I know, but with myself control that of a 16yo we're not a good match any longer and because of that I don't ride her enough to justify the garage space. To be honest this is breaking my heart because I swore I would never sell this bike after I went through the enormous trouble to get her plated in CA, but It's time to let her go into the hands of someone willing to enjoy her like I used to.
Tuned ECU and all restrictions have been removed so she goes like the stink. Brrrrrraaaappppp!
This is a water cooled, carbureted four stroke with electric start. She also has the kick start option should you find yourself with a dead battery and you still need more Brrrrrraaaappppp.
Suspension was setup for a 180# rider + gear with Ktech valving and springs. Rear shock is Racetech with Ktech valves all done by Catalyst Reaction in the South Bay. It really doesn't matter on this bike though; your husky buddy will be just fine when you swap for a few miles so Tommy learns to shut his f-Ing mouth.
Scott's damper and Renthal bars for more controlled Brrrrrraaaappppp!
Super plush suede seat so getting to the twisties isn't like riding on a sideways 2x4, but it's cut nice and deep in the front so you still have the perfect Brrrrrraaaapppppapage position. Seat has also been treated with never wet, so water and mud Brrrraaaaapppps are no issue at all.
Comes with 21" Excel wheels with good off-road rubber, but spends most of its life with Warp 9 17" Super Moto wheels and an ECB big brake kit. Strapped to that are a pair of Conti Attack SM tires with tons of life left. Also comes with balled up rubber all the way to the edge of the tires for that extra street cred with your buddies. Should you ever find yourself incapable of replicating these balls on a new set of shoes I absolutely may be troubled in the future to replace them on highway 36 for beer and gas money.
Full sliders all around in case you totally boo boo. But because it's a dirt bike you're really only protecting the road from your new bike's awesome.
Oversized gas tank (not the huge one, just an extra 1.5 gal) so you can Brrrrrraaaappppp for longer without sacrificing handling. Bike also comes with OEM tank should you want to Brrrrrraaaappppp the cart track for a weekend like Stoner on a qualifying lap.
Super Moto front fender. Bike also comes with the dirt fender for muddy Brrrrrraaaappppps.
Aftermarket heavy duty aluminum skid plate. for brrraaappping over rocks, curbs, or your ex-girlfriend who constantly complained you spend too much time and money riding a bike with no rear pegs... F you anyway Tammi! I bought this bike so I could have some God Damn alone time!!!
Lexx MX titanium pipe with optional silencer. But one should not dare silence the ear piercing Brrrrrraaaappppp!!! Your neighbors will hate you for dulling those visceral tones. As the new master of the city you can watch the blood pour from the ears of the unworthy while you wheelie past them.
Trail Tech speedo so you know how far you Brrrrrraaaappppped! That trip meter is super important should you not have AAA premium for their gas delivery service.
Tusk bark busters for getting useless crap out of your way and Brrraaaappping deep into that bush! Oh yeah, you can have all the bush you want when riding this steed.
A chain full of life wrapped around beautiful Vortex sprockets geared to ride freeways all day should you find yourself in the unfortunate position that you must. Also comes with an extra sprocket setup for the cart track for faster pickup out of the Brrrraaappping corners. I know, just when you didn't think it could get better!
I'll also toss in a matching Troy Lee helmet should you want it. Only because all my other dirt bikes are red. Honda's gain is my loss? Something like that anyway.
Tastefully farkled here and there. Plastics are in great shape, but she could use a new sticker pack if you're into that sorta thing. That said, this is a dirt bike. It's been Brrrrrraaaappppped so it isn't some show room example. Do not expect it to be blemish free, it has a scuff here and there. Frame is straight, bars and sub the same. Please review all the photos before deciding to contact me. Neither one of us need to have our time wasted.
This bike has always been garaged when not Brrrraaapppping and well maintained with only 3,200 miles on the clock. Getting it ready for sale I have changed ALL the fluids (even the fluids most riders don't know exist and you're welcome), installed a new battery, and filled the tank with fresh fuel so you can Brrrrrraaaappppp immediately.
The bike is located in Chico, CA, registered until August 2018 with the title in my hand. It is for sale at $3,200 for Barfers. If you are a AAA member I will happily meet you with the bike at the Chico branch to do the title transfer with you. If you are a serious buyer I can be convinced to meet you half way in Vacaville.
As always, 1% to BARF.
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