“It’s never me, I’m never good enough!! I, I...AHHHHH!!!!”

[yodaisgod]

*rides off on scooter*

https://tuckbot.tv/#/watch/ix7a6h

Sounds like this guy has been friendzoned a number of times too. I can see why.

 

[Mike95060]

Poor guy. Self fulfilling prophecies are a mother fucker.

 

[Johndicezx9]

Street theater version of Jimmy from "Quadrophenia"?

 

[Eldritch]

LOL, oh look, a scooter guy is still being a scooter guy.

 

[auntiebling]

LOL, oh look, a scooter guy is still being a scooter guy.

you leave howie out of this

 

[CABilly]

I feel bad for the obvious pain he’s in but it’s entirely self-inflicted and anyone is better off choosing the other guy over him until he mans up and gets his shit together.

 

[GAJ]

Man, I was expecting that to end in a scooter crash.

 

[Eldritch]

I feel bad for the obvious pain he’s in but it’s entirely self-inflicted and anyone is better off choosing the other guy over him until he mans up and gets his shit together.

:dunno

We already said, Scooter Guy.

 

[Brokenlink]

Man, I was expecting that to end in a scooter crash.

That would have been too manly.

 

[byke]

Women: We want nice men!!

Nice men: Where all the women at??

Club: Stinks like sex in here(oontz oontz oontz).

 

[Blankpage]

If that video goes viral that dude singlehandedly killed the scooter market.

 

[Brokenlink]

If that video goes viral that dude singlehandedly killed the scooter market.

I think it already has gone viral. Scooters now come standard with a purse to hold your balls in.

 

[Eldritch]

If that video goes viral that dude singlehandedly killed the scooter market.

Scooters have been the ride of the Incel Elite since forever. This will not change.

I think it already has gone viral. Scooters now come standard with a purse to hold your balls in.

Now?

 

[byke]

I'd much rather ride a scooter over something like a harley. Better to be thought of as gay than a (south park something or other).

 

[cheez]

Can't get no cooter
'cause you rides a scooter

 

[Climber]

Man, I was expecting that to end in a scooter crash.

If he had been riding a real motorcycle he would have. :laughing

Throwing a hissy fit like that while riding something that really accelerates will get you in trouble in seconds.

 

[DesiDucati]

I can’t understand what is he saying? I can tell he is angry. Is it because he is on a scooter? Based on the comments so far, do scooters have a bad manly reputation for American culture?

 

[yodaisgod]

If he had been riding a real motorcycle he would have. :laughing

Throwing a hissy fit like that while riding something that really accelerates will get you in trouble in seconds.

0-60mph.....yup.

 

[Blankpage]

I can’t understand what is he saying? I can tell he is angry. Is it because he is on a scooter? Based on the comments so far, do scooters have a bad manly reputation for American culture?

He’s angry cause his gf wanted him to get a Harley but has to explain how his mom bought him a scooter instead.
The gf said she’s not getting on that thing and accused him of being gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that but you know how judgemental girls are.
Anyhow he pulls away screaming “CAN A HARLY DO THIS” just to show what her what’s up.

 

[ScorpioVI]

Jeez man, getting friendzoned sucks but have some dignity.