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    Would you ride 114 miles for a chocolate croissant?

    ......... a thread by lizard ~ in cooperation with Rotten Dog Productions ~ starring lizard ~ special guest appearance chick with nice ass ~ somewhere in California, a man awakens, and he's hungry. really hungry...... So I woke up this morning and I was a hungry sonofabitch. Hungry...
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    Dudes that workout, post your diet here..

    Inspired by Dion's thread. I'm 5'7 and about 155 and take in about 1800-2200 calories (125-150 grams of protein) a day. Here's my typical diet: Breakfast: 5 egg whites and 1 yolk scrambled in Pam 1 slice of wheat bread 3 glasses of water Midmorning: 1 Protein shake or cup of nonfat cottage...
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    Anyone rent a motorcycle in Europe?

    So I'm planning a fly and ride for this spring. I'm gonna spend a few days in Paris then hopefully rent a motorcyle there and ride through the Loire Valley to the Basque country, down the Pyrenees, over to Provence, then back up to Paris. I'm finding motorcycles rent for about US$500 to US$650...
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    Ducati Supermotard (sorry if it's a repost)

    Too lazy to check if it's a repost but here you go: More news here.
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    Share a trick question that the opposite sex likes to ask you.....

    You know, something like: "Does my ass look fat in these jeans?"
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    Holy crap, deer takes out old geezer!

    Yikes!!
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    wick

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    What did you just eat right now?

    This is a spin-off to the highly successful "What are you thinking of now?" thread. So, what did you just eat right now? .... Grilled salmon, microwaved broccoli, and washed that down with a Dasani.
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    My '75 CB550F SS, was going to eBay it then changed my mind....

    I took some pics of my '75 CB550F SS yesterday with plans to sell it on eBay as I have way too many bikes but when I looked through the viewfinder I fell in love again :love Now I'm not sure if I want to sell it. It's not worth that much nor is it as desirable as my '76 CB400F SS but nonetheless...
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    Pig & Nipple Pics - September 29th......

    Fancy helmet and generic helmet, chillin' at Cafe' Puccini... My new thang: caramel macchiato :love
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    Are you a "chump" or "artist"? The fine art of picking up chicks......

    Are you an AFC (average frustrated chump) or a MPUA (master pickup artist)? When you walk into a bar, do you automatically scan for chicks? How do you hold your drink? What's your come-on line? Do you have the balls to walk up to the hottest chick and actually open your mouth without...
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    My 3 years of Ducati maintenance....

    Well I just picked up my beloved DUCATI Monster S4 from its 6,000 mile service that was performed by Nichols :thumbup I purchased my bike on Friday, November 29, 2002. I bought it used though it had only a mere 798 miles. It came with a Corbin and Two Bros. slip-ons and I paid about $10,100...
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    Thank you God, I promise I'll give up porn (Ducati flakey rockers)....

    So I took my beloved S4 in for it's 6,000 mile service last Friday and I've been holding my breath ever since wondering if God was gonna punish me for "abusing the internet" by punishing me with the dreaded flakey rockers. I just spoke with Jim at Nichols and the rockers look sweet. I love...
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    Euro soccer lovers, how do I get tix to a match in Germany or Portugal?

    Hey, do you know how I can buy tickets to a soccer match in either Portugal or Germany? Would love to see Bayern München or Sporting Lisbon or any other first division match. I have no idea if there's scalping in Europe. I'm sure both clubs have been sold out for decades. Thanks in advance.
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    What's the Honda website where I can order OEM parts online?

    Sorry for the repost but what's the url for the Honda website where you can order parts online and get em shipped to your house? TIA.
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    lizard and the meat-eater™ go camping....

    He may be man's best friend but late at night in a three man tent, he's your nostrils' worst enemy. Vapor pressure? You think you know? You have no idea. His name is Arthur, er, Arnold. He's my best friend. I love you, you gaseous fucker.
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    MizCoop's Alameda Acapulco shindig!!!

    So r6diva and I pulled up, we were hungry bastards.
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    Place to eat near the Act I and II theater in Berkeley (Center/Shattuck)?

    Hey, can you guys recommend a cheap but good place to eat near the Act I and II theater in Berkeley? It's located on Center at Shattuck. I wanna hit up some place near the theater so I just have to park once. I eat anything. Thanks in advance.
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    Does anyone know how long it takes to drive from Ukiah to Brookings, Oregon via 101?

    I've never driven US 101 from Ukiah up to Brookings, Oregon and was wondering how long it would take. The distance is 266 miles, I just don't how what my average speed would be on that road. I'll be caging it. Thanks in advance.
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    Post a pic of your "O" face here ________

    So what do you look like when you "nut"? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . This is an actual photograph of my "O" face when I blow my load: What do you look like?
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