Taking this post seriously.... :loco
Ham (IIRC) can go pretty much world-wide using repeaters, etc. and has an effectively unlimited range, if you can contact a repeater.
Kinda hard to compare teh intarwebs, since ham has no keyboard/screen, and doesn't require modem/DSL/cable/satellite.
Like I said, :loco :laughing
There's actually more modes/types of operation than I can put here. Go to ARRL.ORG to see more.
Some of the stuff I've enjoyed:
Around the world RF via CW (Morse Code), the
first type of data transmission. It's a blast & typically goes much farther than voice on the same frequency (tone transmission travels farther.)
Some of the satellite modes are wild. I gotta bud who does that, just requires a couple small antennas & a transceiver.
Contacting the ISS (International Space Station.) Virtually all the astronauts on the ISS are Ham's. There's a couple antenna's on the outside of ISS & a transceiver inside. When they get bored they get on it & talk to 1/3 of the world at a time. Wowzers.
Dozens of ham radio satellites circling the globe. Most are on tight schedules & can be tracked on free software. Again gives you 1/3 of the world.
The one I really liked: "
Moonbounce." A station built for this can be totally wild w/1/3 to 1/2 of the world available. The first time I heard my voice echoing back from the moon was one of the most exciting things I've ever done. :wow
All the repeater stuff? Ah it's ok, & useful during emergencies. During Loma Prieta I was the ONLY one talking to anyone outside of Candlestick Park, & that was rather re-assuring. (long story I'll tell sometime.)
But I've always liked the "randomness" of throwing a signal out, & you never know who's going to hear you. Ex: CQ CQ de K6JOX (me). K6JOX de T32OCC. Met my first island friend Steve in French Polynesia. Running a radio w/the natives riding a bicycle charger to a battery (w/natives frantically riding as fast as they can), to a wire between the palm trees. No power on that island, & only a monthly supply ship for essentials.
Since then Steve & I talk every Sunday night, so I can process his cards, & tell him news/info as all they have is that radio for world comm. They live on the sea on only the barest of essentials. It's such a trip to talk to someone in such a totally different life...
Like that; that's why I've always loved the hobby, you never know who you are going to meet on the bands. It's a trip...