You know you want a BACON scented mask

[bikeama]

Enter for a chance to win. I still get a pension check so I don't think I can.


Enter at this link.
https://www.breathablebacon.com/

Through October 28, you can visit Hormel's website to sign up for a chance to win a free, limited-edition package of "Breathable Bacon." Hormel will also be donating one meal to Feeding America for every request made, up to 10,000 meals.

 

[DucatiHoney]

I really like making bacon and then eating it. I don't like coming back to my house 5 hours later and having it smell like bacon still. This mask seems kinda like that--good in the first 15 minutes, and then stale and gross after.

 

[thepretender]

I don't even think the members of the Church of Bacon want one and they worship bacon as their God. Too much of a good thing is tiresome.

 

[HappyHighwayman]

I really like making bacon and then eating it. I don't like coming back to my house 5 hours later and having it smell like bacon still. This mask seems kinda like that--good in the first 15 minutes, and then stale and gross after.

This

 

[Blankpage]

I agree, the smell of bacon is the worst thing about bacon.

Dude brought to work balls of bacon creation he called “beacon explosion”, I couldn’t deal with the smell and had to leave the room

 

[berth]

I would think with all the fires et al in the north this year, running around snorting bacon constantly would be the last thing on your xmas list.

 

[East Bay Mike]

I’d love to have some of these bacon masks.

If I get tired of the smell, just switch to normal mask.

 

[cheez]

At first, I wondered if police departments were getting in on the "worn clothing" market that camgirls capitalize on, just with masks. I was disappoint.

 

[TylerW]

At first, I wondered if police departments were getting in on the "worn clothing" market that camgirls capitalize on, just with masks. I was disappoint.

The threat of defunding the police has had them exploring exciting new revenue streams!

 

[CDONA]

Alllrigggght,

Pork belly huffer mask.

 

[bojangle]

ENTERED!