The Official BARF Quotes Thread

[Obscura]

A place to gather the astounding knowledge ( hilarious BS ) that sober/drunk/5150 barfers come up with.

At the very least this thread should provide a modicum of laughs and :facepalm

 

[Ant]

Originally Posted by Obscura
Only an asshole quotes himself.

 

[Obscura]

It can be anyone!

I just quote myself because it's true.

 

[Melissa]

what are 5150 BARFers?

 

[yella600rr]

5150 BARFers are the lunatic fringe with surprisingly high IQ's.

 

[Melissa]

5150 BARFers are the lunatic fringe with surprisingly high IQ's.

really?
How do you get such a label?

 

[mosquito]

Is it a good thing or a bad thing that I collected quotes from the PW thread for nearly a year?

Is it a good thing or a bad thing that I stopped?

*Grinn*

 

[Eldritch]

what are 5150 BARFers?

Section 5150 is a section of the California Welfare and Institutions Code (specifically, the Lanterman-Petris-Short Act or "LPS") which allows a qualified officer or clinician to involuntarily confine a person deemed to have a mental disorder that makes them a danger to him or her self, and/or others and/or gravely disabled. A qualified officer, which includes any California peace officer, as well as any specifically designated county clinician, can request the confinement after signing a written declaration. When used as a term, 5150 (pronounced "fifty-one-fifty") can informally refer to the person being confined or to the declaration itself.

 

[Jakemate]

really?
How do you get such a label?

If you look around, and cant tell who the crazy person is.... Well.....

 

[weak_link]

If you look around, and cant tell who the crazy person is.... Well.....

You hang out with Jake and think he seems perfectly 'normal?' :teeth

 

[Jakemate]

You hang out with Jake and think he seems perfectly 'normal?' :teeth

:x Normal is my middle name.



















First name is Abby....

 

[yella600rr]

Where are the quotes people?

 

[CHUM]

fuck man, I too wish I could solve all of my problems by shooting it.

so true...so true....

 

[greener]

I guess you had to be there.

 

[mosquito]

Where are the quotes people?

How about this?

Yep I'm too much of a woosie to keep up with all you nutjobs. :loco

Naww. This one's better:

Balut builds you up to bigger foods, like human.

 

[Melissa]

I know what 5150 means in the real world-I am certified to 5150 people! what I am asking is who is certifiably a 5150 BARFer?
You know the real crazy ones don't think they are crazy and the fairly sane ones will state that they are crazy but they are not truly certifiably crazy.