Devin
Now stunting the twisties
Only joke suitable for "Squids Anonymous" 
A guy walks into this Jaz bar with an :instance under his arm.
Bartender:
What the hell's up with the :instance bub?
Man with Squid:
This here squid he's a wonder, a gifted wonder!
Bartender:
Alright I give, whats so gifted about your squid ( Bartender smirks )
Man with Squid:
This here squid can play any musical instrument laid down in front of him! I'll put $50.00 up that says this squid can not only play any musical instrument but he can play it better than you've ever heard it played before.
Bartender:
Man, I think your drunk!
Customer:
I got 50 bucks here says your squid can't play my guitar. (man drops the $50 on the counter and set the Guitar in front of the squid) .
The Squid:
Looks at the Guitar, picks it up gives it a turn from one side to the other looking it over. The squid then starts picking at it, tunes the guitar and all of a sudden he begins rippin out notes better than Jimmy.
Customer:
Truely amazing, here's your $50 worth every penny.
2nd Customer:
Thats real good but can he play this Horn?( He slams down his horn in front the squid)
The Squid:
Picks up the horn, turns it from side to side looking it over, pumps the valves up and down, all of a sudden that squid blows on the horn and out comes the best sounds ever played from that horn, better than Louie.
2nd Customer:
Truely amazing, here's your $50 worth every penny.
Bartender:
walks behind the bar, opens a door to the back room. Comes back with this old dusty set of bagpipes. Barender shakes the dust off flops it up on the counter. Lets see him play this!
The Squid:
Picks up the Pipes turns it from side to side, scratchs his head, turns it from side to side again, then again.
Man with Squid:
Whats you waiting for play the dumb thing already.
The Squid:
Play it hell, if I can figure out how to get the PaJama's off it I'm gonna screw it.
A guy walks into this Jaz bar with an :instance under his arm.
Bartender:
What the hell's up with the :instance bub?
Man with Squid:
This here squid he's a wonder, a gifted wonder!
Bartender:
Alright I give, whats so gifted about your squid ( Bartender smirks )
Man with Squid:
This here squid can play any musical instrument laid down in front of him! I'll put $50.00 up that says this squid can not only play any musical instrument but he can play it better than you've ever heard it played before.
Bartender:
Man, I think your drunk!
Customer:
I got 50 bucks here says your squid can't play my guitar. (man drops the $50 on the counter and set the Guitar in front of the squid) .
The Squid:
Looks at the Guitar, picks it up gives it a turn from one side to the other looking it over. The squid then starts picking at it, tunes the guitar and all of a sudden he begins rippin out notes better than Jimmy.
Customer:
Truely amazing, here's your $50 worth every penny.
2nd Customer:
Thats real good but can he play this Horn?( He slams down his horn in front the squid)
The Squid:
Picks up the horn, turns it from side to side looking it over, pumps the valves up and down, all of a sudden that squid blows on the horn and out comes the best sounds ever played from that horn, better than Louie.
2nd Customer:
Truely amazing, here's your $50 worth every penny.
Bartender:
walks behind the bar, opens a door to the back room. Comes back with this old dusty set of bagpipes. Barender shakes the dust off flops it up on the counter. Lets see him play this!
The Squid:
Picks up the Pipes turns it from side to side, scratchs his head, turns it from side to side again, then again.
Man with Squid:
Whats you waiting for play the dumb thing already.
The Squid:
Play it hell, if I can figure out how to get the PaJama's off it I'm gonna screw it.
