SO MANY LULZ - Family Values Republican Arrested for DUI After Leaving Gay Bar

cardinal03

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link to pulled video: http://cbs13.com/video/?id=69187@kovr.dayport.com
 
afm199

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:laughing That's worth looking at, and worth listening to. Wonder if he will actually get prosecuted.
 
mikev

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I especially love the part where he had another guy in the vehicle with him.

IT'S OKAY THOUGH BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T GOING TO GET MARRIED
 
cardinal03

cardinal03

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What will his excuse be?

A) I was so drunk I didn't realize I was in a gay bar.
B) I was so gay I didn't realize I was in a drunk bar.
C) I was just offering that young man a ride...on my cock.
D) I was not drunk, I was only swerving because that young man was giving me the best head I've ever had.
 
auntiebling

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awesome
on another note, why are we issuing free SUVs to lawmakers? why are we issuing them any vehicle at all?
 
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Anti-Hero

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Faces, lol. Out of the 4 corners on that block, 3 of which have gay bars. It's known as lavender heights. There is NO WAY he didn't know he was in a gay establishment.

I wonder if his passenger was Ted Haggard?
 
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Maybe one of his constituents was trying to get him to change his opinion on gay rights.:rofl
 
Eldritch

Eldritch

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At this point I think it's safe to assume that ALL Republican Christian Anti- Gay Senators and Congressmen are some of the most Queen of the chickenhawks out there. I swear the press is fishing a new one of these guys out of a screaming pile of naked twinks every other week.
 
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oldhat

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No worries, he was just ministering to wayward homosexuals in the bar's restroom with a bottle of amyl nitrate, two bumps of meth and a cockring.

Rightwing hypocrisy knows no bounds. Which is great for me because conservative Republicans telling gays they're dirty and all going to hell, then turning around and jacking some stranger off in a public bathroom is so fucking hilarious.
 
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auntiebling said:
awesome
on another note, why are we issuing free SUVs to lawmakers? why are we issuing them any vehicle at all?
Click to expand...

We pay for the gas on that Tahoe and he probably expensed the tab at the bar...:thumbdown
 
jdhu

jdhu

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This was about Sen. Ashburn? Didn't get he a DUI recently...same incident?

TOOO funny hahahahahah
 
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