R.I.P. Lobsters

[antipathy]

:rose :rip Poor little lobster @ Kitchen Sink Party :rip :rose

I pulled you out of the paper bag on OFG's counter top and it was googly-eyes at first sight. We gave the barf salute together out the kitchen window to the party people on the deck, who responded with :wtf, probably because your claws were still rubber banded and the middle finger extension may not have been clearly received.

I held you upside down in the sink so the blood would rush to your tiny brain and lessen the pain of your impending boiling water lobstercaust.

I gave you a goodbye kiss and put you back ing your paper bag. Next thing I knew Bzworthy was tearing apart your tasty little carcass with her beautiful mouth.

R.I.P. Kitchen Sink Party Lobsters.
:rose

 

[Mike T]

....:rofl ahahahhaa

 

[Karbon]

 

[weak_link]

They were so cute, too.

They also looked nummers.

 

[zpyro]

i found that kinda funny. then i remembered that i was high and that's probably why it was funny

 

[racercosmo]

I will also report that those cute little fuggers were delicious.

 

[Obscura]

They would have gone better with rice :x

At least I was able to gross out Ben and Drew.

They've gone to a better place. . .

 

[Hooli]

I gave you a goodbye kiss and put you back ing your paper bag. Next thing I knew Bzworthy was tearing apart your tasty little carcass with her beautiful mouth.

At least he died happy...

 

[Factor5]

Lobsters don't feel pain, they just wriggle 'cuz they're skurred.

 

[sbiker73]

lobsters like to be eaten because they taste good.

 

[Dove]

Each and every one of them was tasty to the max. arty

Funny post Antipathy. :laughing

 

[m_asim]

You are all Monsters!!

I oughta start a thread about fish being force fed human skin or something such! :x

 

[Obscura]

You are all Monsters!!

I oughta start a thread about fish being force fed human skin or something such! :x

We already had that post, you know the cute little fishies eating toe flesh before a pedicure.

 

[squid vicious]

fare thee well, robsters. and god speed.

*burp*

 

[mikev]

No No No No No, not RIP Lobster...

ROCK LOBSTER