Old man approches the white house joke:

[blrmaker]

One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man approaches the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine looks at the man and says, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."
The old man says, "Okay", and walks away.
The following day, the same man approaches the White House and says to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine again tells the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The man thanks him and, again, just walks away.
The third day, the same man approaches the White House and speaks to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine (understandably agitated at this point), looks at the man and says, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the president and no longer resides here! Don't you understand?"
The old man looks at the Marine and says, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing you say it."
The Marine paused for a couple of seconds, then snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "See you tomorrow, Sir!

:rofl

 

[Dubermun]

:rolleyesRomney will be great for this country

 

[i_am_the_koi]

Isn't there a political thread for this?

 

[Mr Pepsi]

Only funny because I know its just a joke.

 

[Burning1]

Heard that joke in 08. Back then, everyone would get a chuckle from it.

 

[sckego]

I heard that joke back when the USSR broke up and it was an American general having breakfast and demanding a copy of Pravda, with the ensign repeating, "Sir, Pravda is not published any more!" "I know, I just like hearing you say that."

 

[kiltwearinfool]

youtu.be/dvnjpoYZOLc

 

[BWells]

:rofl

 

[day004]

Jokes on OP

 

[mel3535]

Jokes on OP

:laughing

 

[Cycle61]

:laughing

 

[aminalmutha]

Joke's on all of us!

 

[i_am_the_koi]

One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man approaches the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says, "I would like to go in and meet with President Romney."
The Marine looks at the man and says, "Sir, Mr. Romney didn't get elected and doesn't reside here."
The old man says, "Okay", and walks away.

The following day, the same man approaches the White House and says to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Romney."
The Marine again tells the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Romney didn't get elected and doesn't reside here."
The man thanks him and, again, just walks away.

The third day, the same man approaches the White House and speaks to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Romney."
The Marine (understandably agitated at this point), looks at the man and says, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Romney. I've told you already that Mr. Romney didn't get elected and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"
The old man looks at the Marine and says, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing you say it."


The Marine paused for a couple of seconds, then snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "See you tomorrow, Sir!




Fixed

 

[OldGuy]

MUCH better! :thumbup