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Freelance Superhero
A: Lead the race. This guarantees you airtime.
B: Bribe the announcer. Seriously. A donation to the benevolent fund will mean I will read a well written and legible note thanking your sponsors, parents, friends, pets, pit mate, etc.
This works for seasoned racers, too. Just take the elevator to the top of the grandstands, turn left, walk through the door that says something official, climb the stairs, go through the door and then your benevolent donation will be weighed evaluated and marked. 100% of money goes to the benevolent fund. Food and Beer goes to the announcer fund.
B: Bribe the announcer. Seriously. A donation to the benevolent fund will mean I will read a well written and legible note thanking your sponsors, parents, friends, pets, pit mate, etc.
This works for seasoned racers, too. Just take the elevator to the top of the grandstands, turn left, walk through the door that says something official, climb the stairs, go through the door and then your benevolent donation will be weighed evaluated and marked. 100% of money goes to the benevolent fund. Food and Beer goes to the announcer fund.
