McRib is returning!

afm199

afm199

Well-known member
I may hit up Micky D today for that McRib, I may not. I'm still pissed that the local Micky D closed down. There's nothing wrong with the robberies in the area, they don't happen in the store.
 
TheRobSJ

TheRobSJ

Großer Mechaniker
Proving further that my DNA is a good candidate for a someday future genetic engineering of the perfect human, I’d like to report my weight gain for the month of December. So after a month of pure fast food debauchery and having McDonalds pretty much every weekday for a month, throwing in meals with sometimes 3 sandwiches, maybe a McFlurry tacked on to my large Dr. Pepper, and so on?

I gained....no. Lost 1 1/2 lbs.



IBTnjoy ur clogged arteries from all the player haters who can’t hang with my dietary feats of excellence. I don’t care. I ain’t trying to make it past 80+ here.

I’ve been saying it for years. Morgan Spurlock, the Super Size Me movie guy, is soft. Soft like bread. You can’t switch off from a life of healthy eating and exercise to doing a month of McDonald’s and slothery for a month and not have serious repercussions. To do what I do, takes superior genetics and a lifetime of conditioning of eating crap.
 
Eldritch

Eldritch

is insensitive
TheRobSJ said:
Proving further that my DNA is a good candidate for a someday future genetic engineering of the perfect human, I’d like to report my weight gain for the month of December. So after a month of pure fast food debauchery and having McDonalds pretty much every weekday for a month, throwing in meals with sometimes 3 sandwiches, maybe a McFlurry tacked on to my large Dr. Pepper, and so on?

I gained....no. Lost 1 1/2 lbs.



IBTnjoy ur clogged arteries from all the player haters who can’t hang with my dietary feats of excellence. I don’t care. I ain’t trying to make it past 80+ here.

I’ve been saying it for years. Morgan Spurlock, the Super Size Me movie guy, is soft. Soft like bread. You can’t switch off from a life of healthy eating and exercise to doing a month of McDonald’s and slothery for a month and not have serious repercussions. To do what I do, takes superior genetics and a lifetime of conditioning of eating crap.
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Yes, like our brother, the MIGHTY COCKROACH, we have been bred, trained, and melted by the crucible of Gas Station Hot Dogs, MRE's, and Big AZ Sandwiches to be formed into a digestive steel that can survive off the garbage that mere mortal humans could not begin to digest and we don't even shit weird as a result.

THE POWERS IS OURS, BROTHER!!

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Grissom

Grissom

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Tried one yesterday for the first time ever. It was hot with plenty of BBQ sauce (liked the sauce), onions and pickles. I had to see what the hype was, but its something I would probably not have again

Now I have to go try the Popeyes Chicken Sandwich
 
Eldritch

Eldritch

is insensitive
Grissom said:
Tried one yesterday for the first time ever. It was hot with plenty of BBQ sauce (liked the sauce), onions and pickles. I had to see what the hype was, but its something I would probably not have again

Now I have to go try the Popeyes Chicken Sandwich
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YES!!! Do not forget the complimentary fight in the parking lot!!
 
Eldritch

Eldritch

is insensitive
Grissom said:
It was like that at the beginning of their sandwich rollout which is why I never went

People are :loco
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I thought it was always like that when people ate things in the East Bay?

Like, go to get a burger, have a fistfight, go to the ATM, get stabbed with a prison shiv, head over to the grocery store once a week so you can get robbed, get together with the family on Sundays after Church to gather around your favorite brick so you can get your monthly free allowance of sneakers from footlocker.

Is that not normal there?
 
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TylerW

Agitator
Eldritch said:
I thought it was always like that when people ate things in the East Bay?

Like, go to get a burger, have a fistfight, go to the ATM, get stabbed with a prison shiv, head over to the grocery store once a week so you can get robbed, get together with the family on Sundays after Church to gather around your favorite brick so you can get your monthly free allowance of sneakers from footlocker.

Is that not normal there?
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Many years ago I caught a midnight showing of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy with a small grip of barfers at the Metreon.

But the real show happened when we left and got back to our bikes - right around the time that Jillian's had last call, and we saw scores and scores of drunk, horny disappointed dudes all trying to get their cars out of a confusing parking lot without crashing into one another.

The result was shouting, posturing and lots of fistfights. I wish I'd sold tickets to it.
 
Eldritch

Eldritch

is insensitive
TylerW said:
Many years ago I caught a midnight showing of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy with a small grip of barfers at the Metreon.

But the real show happened when we left and got back to our bikes - right around the time that Jillian's had last call, and we saw scores and scores of drunk, horny disappointed dudes all trying to get their cars out of a confusing parking lot without crashing into one another.

The result was shouting, posturing and lots of fistfights. I wish I'd sold tickets to it.
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:cry My Company Christmas Party was at Jilllian's for like 8 years running before they shut down. :cry

That sounds like an amazing event. Were you in the Metreon lot?
 
DucatiHoney

DucatiHoney

Administrator
Staff member
While I looooove me some serious junk food, sugar, and booze, I'm discovering that heart disease is attacking my family one-by-one. Apparently it doesn't matter that we're all slender and active--our arteries clog up like a toilet next to the taco truck at the Saturday farmer's market... So I've been making some changes and have been eating better. Like, a lot better. Indigestion has gone away, headaches gone, I have more energy, I've lost a few pounds, sleeping better. And then I see this... Sounds like a "cheat day" is coming up. :laughing
 
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