Livermore PD hiring lateral officers

eddiet204

ST Pilot
I would apply, but I can't do without the dysfunction, animosity, and violent crime that I currently enjoy. I would probably be washed out of backgrounds based on cynicism alone lol.
 
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silversvs

Lean, Twist, repeat.....
We have one of your guys now and he is doing exceptionally well. Another just started with us a week ago. We will take you Eddie. And you could ride a real bike finally.
 

eddiet204

ST Pilot
We have one of your guys now and he is doing exceptionally well. Another just started with us a week ago. We will take you Eddie. And you could ride a real bike finally.

Good to hear you got one of the good ones. Not everyone takes the adjustment very well. I didn't know you guys went to Hondas :p
 

Rel

Groveland, where's that?
I would happily jump back into the FTO role for ya Rel. Plenty of red ink left in the pen, and it would be great to show ya what real police work is.

Oh please... no need for the red ink, my reports are spot on. :thumbup
 

hondagrl

wuss
Darnit, and I was just notified today to pack my bags for LA and enjoy club star center for a nice 5 month holiday :teeth
 

hondagrl

wuss
Thanks! Got fitted for my uniforms today. Now have my own set of handcuffs. Watch out!!! :teeth Goal is to make it to Feb 21st in one piece :)

Holy bejeezus my bank account is a lot lighter now!
 

Rel

Groveland, where's that?
Thanks! Got fitted for my uniforms today. Now have my own set of handcuffs. Watch out!!! :teeth Goal is to make it to Feb 21st in one piece :)

Holy bejeezus my bank account is a lot lighter now!

Stop riding. Stop playing contact sports. Stop drinking. Work out and get ready. Work out and work out some more. Run. Run lots.
 

MCSFTGUY

Seriously Disturbed Calm
Livermore PD HUH..... I could come out of retirement......

I wonder if an old guy with two steel knees, a bad attitude, zero patience for dopers and a$$holes and who loves to use all of the choke holds he was taught rather than pepper spray or a taser would fit into Livermore..... I actually had to tell new guys not to use that stuff when I was in a fight unless I was losing the fight.....

And last I heard red inks means you are doing a good job.....

But then again only 57 Mondays (but whose counting) until this, my final retirement kicks in..... Guess I will have to stay here John.... sorry about that I know you are disappointed.
 

hondagrl

wuss
Stop riding. Stop playing contact sports. Stop drinking. Work out and get ready. Work out and work out some more. Run. Run lots.

Lets see. Sold the bike a couple years ago. Horses are staying in paso. Pretty much a gym rat. Love working out and running. Focus for the next 4 months is study and workout. Think I'm good to go :thumbup
 
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