Lesbians

[cardinal03]

Sometimes in San Francisco you come across two hot lesbians making out on the street. Then you get up close and it turns out one of them is just a skinny emo dude with a ponytail.

 

[V4]

Sometimes in San Francisco you come across two hot lesbians making out on the street. Then you get up close and it turns out one of them is just a skinny emo dude with a ponytail.

so did ya get a hard on for the emo...?

 

[Aluisious]

God damn skinny emo dude getting all the hot lesbi...wait.

Are you suggesting that emo dudes get the hot straight chicks? Damn.

I uh...I feel so sad now. I think I'll listen to Coldplay and write poems about how much I hate my mom.

 

[Obscura]

Roses are Red
Violents are Blue
I thought ya'lls were a pair of Lesbians
But one of ya'lls an emo dude.

 

[Sane_Man]

Hot N' Not. :shocker

 

[Hundo]

<------ I haz begun teh process of emo-ization. So long fellow BARFers. :cry

And Bring on the :sex w/ the hawt wimminz.

And bad poetry.

And terrible fashion.

And shit music.

And . . .

Okay, f00k that, I'm back.:thumbup

 

[wazzuFreddo]

Sometimes in San Francisco you come across two hot lesbians making out on the street. Then you get up close and it turns out one of them is just a skinny emo dude with a ponytail.

 

[jacksprat]

^^^ :laughingHe looks good in pink.

 

[cardinal03]

Of course dude. I did say San Francisco... Although I did embelish the story a little bit, this actually happened in the Marina Sports Basement parking lot, not on the street.

 

[theAmazingKickstand]

Of course dude. I did say San Francisco... Although I did embelish the story a little bit, this actually happened in the Marina Sports Basement parking lot, not on the street.

This is complete bullshit.

Im at that store all the time. There are no hot lesbians there. Only fat dyke lesbians that think theyre professional cylclists or ice rock climbers.

Your lesbians are a lie and you should apologize to BARF for your lies!

In fact, there are no hot lesbians anywhere. The only place hot lesbians hang out are on my hard drive

 

[jacksprat]

In fact, there are no hot lesbians anywhere. The only place hot lesbians hang out are on my hard drive

Someone is angry he can't get a threesome.:x It's okay that you're not Amazing everywhere homey.

 

[wazzuFreddo]

Of course dude. I did say San Francisco... Although I did embelish the story a little bit, this actually happened in the Marina Sports Basement parking lot, not on the street.

You should try Portland. And if what you are looking for doesn't pan out, at least there are good strip clubs

 

[2old2fly]

Message from my penis:

Please do not start a thread titled "lesbians" without a detailed description of actual lesbian action. For reference please see "Lesbians" thread by My900ss.

This has been a message from my penis.

 

[RRR70]

I thought Machete is in Texas?

 

[serazin]

This so fits this thread...

NSFW

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

 

[Sane_Man]

I thought Machete is in Texas?

Lesbian cowgirls are HAWT!!! :leghump

Even mohr with a Horse. :drool

 

[tuxumino]

if it's lesbians then it must be Oakland.

corallery = if it's not Oakland then it's lesbians

 

[n10sive]

Lesbian cowgirls are HAWT!!! :leghump

Even mohr with a Horse. :drool

I'm sure Horse would agree...but he's on a break

 

[Sane_Man]

I'm sure Horse would agree...but he's on a break

Well . . . I was compensated to include him with the lezzies. :laughing