Let's see.
5.
1) Scooter, dark, in the rain, on a college campus, wasn't going too fast, but I missed a curve and ended up hitting a curb with the bike. Skinned my elbow. Nothing like showing up to class wet and bloody.
2) Scooter, left turn lane, got the green arrow, every day, no drama left turn, lost the rear end, spread eagle sliding down the pavement. Mostly ate a shoe and some of my gloves.
3) Radian, lane splitting, guy merged in to me on a transition, knocked me over, tweaked my ankle. Most annoying part was since the road was sloped, when I went to pick up the bike, it fell over on the other side >.<.
4) Radian, 2am, took a different route home, slowing for a right turn, dew coated painted arrow, lost the front, hit the curb hard enough to chip my helmet. Banged up my knee, broke my thumb. A driver helped me get the bike up, I took myself to a local ER Just In Case. Rode the bike home, that took me over an hour. I was less than 10 miles from home. Every twitch of the bike had me on edge. I never felt right on that bike again, and sold it soon after, replaced it with a Hawk.
5) Hawk GT, struck from behind at a stop light. Bike never hit the ground, car was stuck between the rear tire and subframe.
I have had a couple of blown turn excursions, and managed to drop the Hawk once when I forgot the kick stand. But I've not had a get off since then.