Home Invasion gone right

Demoni

Well-known member
Granted she will probably need a lot of couch time after the ordeal. But I would be damn proud that my child knew how to protect her self.


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Title: Home invasion gone wrong for [illegal] criminals
Source: NRA Files

Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez 23 and Enrico Garza 26, probably believed they would easily overpower a home alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two story home.

It seems the two crooks never learned two things, they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine. Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.

Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buck shot from the 11 year olds knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals. When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could arrive.

It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen .45 caliber handgun he took from another home invasion robbery. The victim, 50 year old David Burien, was not so lucky as he died from stab wounds to the chest.

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Not this shit again...

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Feanor

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Too bad it's fake, it was inspiring in a way...

I like to read the section in the NRA magazines about citizens fighting back :) Some of them are funny...

The one that I always remember is when an Oakland man thwarted an attemtped car jacking by rolling his window up on the knife wielding guy's arm till it broke, then drove him that way (screaming and kicking) to the local police station :laughing

Stefan
 

Jakemate

Pastafarian Minister
So, this little kid walks into a whorehouse, carrying a dead frog on a string behind him...

Walks up to the madam at the front desk and says, "I need a lady for the night".

Madam looks at the kid and says, "You're too young, get out of here."

The kid says, "Yeah right". Pulls two hundred out and gives it to the madam.

Madam says, "One lady, coming up!"

The kid says, "one thing, she has to have herpes".

The madam says, "Im sorry, all of my ladies are clean."

The kid says, "Who the fuck are you kidding?" Pulls out another two hundred and gives it to the madam.

Madam says, "One dirty lady coming up!"

So, the kid and the dirty lady go up stairs. A couple of hours later, the kid comes down, still carrying the dead frog on a string behind him.

The madam approaches the kid, "Kid, I've got to know. Why are you carrying a dead frog on a string behind you and whats all this herpes business anyway?"

The kid says......

When I get home, I'm gonna have sex with my sitter and shes gonna get herpes.

When my dad gets home, he's gonna have sex with the sitter and he's gonna get herpes.

Ten minutes after the sitter goes out the back door, my moms gonna come home, have sex with my dad, and she's gonna get herpes.....

Then......

Tomorrow, the milkmans gonna come over.....








AND HES THE BASTARD THAT KILLED MY FROG!
 
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Jakemate

Pastafarian Minister
Agent Orange said:
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:(

the joke had "bastard" in it....

*snif*
 

V4

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
A man is driving on a road in the middle of Fresno late at night...

Yes he was...

Car breaks down so he gets out and investigates what's causing the problem...

Yes he did...

He sees that a screw came off the cover of the alternator and lost all the electrical power to the car causing it to die out....

Yes it did...

So the man walks along the road and he comes up to a whore house...

Yes it was....

He talks to the madam and explains he needs a .50cent screw....

Yup, he does...

The madam tells him she has a 50year old woman that'll do anything for $100...

Yes she will....

The man explains that all he wants is a .50cents screw....

The madam again replies all she has is a transgender that will give a hand job for $20....

Yes it will....

The man , furiously , tells the man he's in desperation of a .50cents screw...

Yes , he was pissed...

So the madam turns and yells to the back, " hey charlie....grease up the cat..."

If noone gives me a smilie face for this story, I will ban each and every one of you....

Yes I will....
 
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