orbframe
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I've heard that people who have one good eye and a bum one just leave a tiny gap between fingers when covering their good eye, and read through that. Fortunately, I have two mediocre eyes, and never had to use that trick. It's probably a crime.
The list is somewhat easy to memorize... there’s plenty of time at dmv lol