Hello, female rider in San Mateo...

[Inka Rider]

I was exiting the freeway on 3rd ave heading west , I saw you on my side mirror :wow and I just couldn’t get my eyes off of your headlights :boobies because of that oh so wonderful green top that I could never forget. As you passed me, I wanted to roll my window down and ask you about your :ride, ask you if I could join you for a :ride, or if you were here on BARF:love Unfortunately, as the motorized gods would have it, I stopped and you kept on going down the street but I couldn’t take my eyes off of your black pants :drool that complimented the shape of the bike you were on :hail. But then you made a left on Delaware and I kept on going on 3rd ave. As most of you might have realized I couldn't see what kind of bike it was since I was a bit distracted. :teeth

Disclaimer: The events depicted in this post are real. Any similarity to any person single or taken is merely coincidental:later However, this post means no disrespect and it’s purely for entertainment purposes unless the person is actually single. :loco

 

[Hand_Banana]

Wow, too bad you didn't get her number!

 

[rbm]

Wow, too bad you didn't get her number!

fail..

 

[phuzzy3d]

Shouldn't this post be on casual encounters
@ CL

 

[07chuck]

fail..

It makes perfect sense if you're dislexsic...

 

[rbm]

It makes perfect sense if you're dislexsic...

M4W not W4M

and it's spelled "dyslexic"

you fail!

 

[Cdgskater]

you used waaaaay too many emoticons...christ twofinger

 

[littlebeast]

you used waaaaay too many emoticons...christ twofinger

emoticoniclastic

 

[mikhail]

Wow, this post actually gets into sad & desperate territory.

 

[Hooli]

you used waaaaay too many emoticons...christ twofinger

ABORT/RETRY/FAIL?

 

[EbolaMonkey]

Wow, this post actually gets into sad & desperate territory.

lols it burns!!

 

[m0moma]

..........these kinda posts are lame

 

[yabusa8ate3]

I wanted to roll my window down

she hates cagers like you!

 

[propaganda]

Pic's or it didn't happen

 

[phuzzy3d]

lols it burns!!

The googles they do nothing.

 

[sksksks]

fail..

:rofl:rofl:laughing

now come clean my computer screen. i was drinking water and burst out laughing

 

[budbandit]

The spiritual rebirth of the Fabulous Friggin Chi with the killer pickup technique.

 

[Inka Rider]

:laughing some people just take every post a lil too seriously. Even with a disclaimer on it I had people post and not have any fun with it. Be :cool people be :cool

To the 90% that have fun with it thank you... I needed a good laugh... and yes EPIC FAIL!

And yes I <3 emoticons

 

[Roadstergal]

Complemented. You're not going to get teh smexy with teh bad grammarz.