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Obscura

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It's that time again, but with a twist.

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I'm going to celebrate another year on this glorious melting pot mudball called Earth.

Where: 504 Lake Park Avenue Oakland, CA 94610-2732

When: 7 PM till whenever
Food's available a shop or so over at Lanesplitters - Cheaper than Skips :twofinger - Also that burger joint is open, I definitely suggest the Onion Rings.

Why: To get drunk and socialize with other degenerates. Maybe get some free pizza when Lanesplitters drops off a pie or two. If you're into Pool, bring some quarters.

Bring Cash as they don't do plastic, failing that you can turn a few tricks on the corner to pay for your PBR and Jack. ( Just don't try to compete with the midget hooker on Lakeshore Ave, she gets a tad pissed off. . . )
 

Obscura

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:party

We can also celebrate by shooting off a few rounds into the air, cause we gots to be keepin' it real.
 

Obscura

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Dude, I'm totally growing facial hair, that bumps my age up by like five years.

Plus, I get in with my awesome fake ID's.

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