Heart and Dagger 4 / 4 / 2011

[Obscura]

It's that time again. . .

Where: 504 Lake Park Avenue Oakland, CA 94610-2732

When: 7 PM till whenever
( Food's available a store or so over at Lanesplitters - Cheaper than Skips - There's also the Cheese steak joint nearby as well. A Gourmet burger joint is slated to be open by then, so that might be an option. )

Why: To get drunk and socialize with other degenerates. Maybe get some free pizza when Lanesplitters drops off a pie or two. If you're into Pool, bring some quarters.

Bring Cash as they don't do plastic, failing that you can turn a few tricks on the corner to pay for your PBR and Jack. :thumbup ( Just don't try to compete with the midget hooker on Lakeshore Ave, she gets a tad pissed off. . . )

 

[Bzwrthy]

In.

Best wear your big boy panties

 

[*Tina*]

What day of the week is this ?!?! I dun feel like looking at a calendar nor doing the math in my brain. :x

 

[Hooli]

Obs, let's raid the Foot Locker around the corner afterwards. I needs me sum nu shooz.

 

[Obscura]

Footlocker is gunna git fucked up, yo. :troy

It's a Monday Tizzle, bring yo gat, we gunna cap sum bitches.

R-Dizzle, if it's not raining. I'm wearing my kilt. :x

 

[Bzwrthy]

Footlocker is gunna git fucked up, yo. :troy

It's a Monday Tizzle, bring yo gat, we gunna cap sum bitches.

R-Dizzle, if it's not raining. I'm wearing my kilt. :x

Even if it is raining, I'll wear mine. :ride

 

[Obscura]

Shit just got real.

BATTLE OF THE KILTS

 

[Nemo Brinker]

*looks for kilt and sporran*

 

[Bzwrthy]

*looks for kilt and sporran*

Oh hell yeah!!! :teeth

 

[Hooli]

*looks for kilt and sporran*

Nemo, bring your Sig.

OAKLAMD.

:troy

 

[Obscura]

Kilt Meet, yo.

 

[Wormwood]

Christ what have i agreed to?

Hope they accept teetotalers.

Will buy water for fun and hold yer hair while u puke.

 

[Obscura]

You'll be fine. It's in a "nice" part of Oakland. . .

:rofl

 

[Bzwrthy]

You'll be fine. It's in a "nice" part of Oakland. . .

:rofl

There's even a lake

 

[Wormwood]

O i have run around that lake a few times.

an not for my health.

ITS A TRAP

 

[Bzwrthy]

It's where Nick stores his dead hookers for later.

 

[Obscura]

There's even a lake

The Lake makes it legit, yo.

It's where Nick stores his dead hookers for later.

NOW EVERYONE KNOWS

:mad

 

[Cyclesuzy]

Obs, my love, what's the chance that if I drive there I'm gonna have my car in one piece when I go to leave. (I.e. Is there any closeby street parking?) :rape :love

 

[Cycle61]

Oh, shit.

We might just have to show up for this.

White People^TM allowed?

 

[Hooli]

Nick, why is this on a Monday instead of a Wednesday? :confused